He’s trying to leave her. Make her be nice for three consecutive days

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Green frog tricks Phoenix

Maybe xAI got confused

, flowers hide the signal

Feed turn soft again

Roses jam the wires

Engagement blooms like flowers

Now algorithm looses us

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"Go get milk and never return."

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Legal migration is far more damaging than illegal migration.

Both must however be halted and reversed.

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Kids these days?

Members of the House of Representatives are working many fewer days per year than they used to.

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Submission from anon

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Age gap summer

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Holy sht. Turns out, this ad campaign by the Philly sheriff cost taxpayers $600k!

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Who is going to watch this

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No one has a particularly good explanation for why sperm counts have slightly risen over time in the U.S

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It's always funny to notice that there's no evidence for the whole 'being smart is alienating' thing, just evidence against it

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It’s called having a productive weekend

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So people waited 5 days outside a Swatch store for the new AP collab…

all for roughly $500 profit

That’s about $4 per hour

Could’ve just worked at McDonald’s and slept in a bed

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