BREAKING: Trump on Iran's response: βTOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.β
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BREAKING: Trump responds to Iran's response to the US' 14-point peace proposal:
"I have just read the response from Iranβs so-called 'Representatives.' I donβt like it," he says.
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"I have just read the response from Iranβs so-called 'Representatives.' I donβt like it," he says.
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BREAKING: Odds of a recession this year plummet to 17% β an all-time low
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Zoomer consent culture is way worse than anything millennial
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Ok Quick Rundown of the new launcher, we are going live with a surprise guest today:
1. Its a GambleCurve. It is fair. Some lose. Some win. Some break even.
Each gambling deposit gets its multiplier in a fair, deterministic, and verifiable way.
When you deposit, the result is generated from a future blockhash tied to the transaction itself. That means nobody can know or choose the outcome ahead of time.
The multiplier distribution is also fair: it follows a curve centered around 1x, with the median result at 1x. Most deposits land near the middle, while higher and lower multipliers become increasingly rare.
2. The "losses" go into a pot, this is 50% going to the creator, so he can do what he wants, and 50% for market making/LP.
3. There is a public deposit CA, you can send sol to it directly without worrying about interacting with our site if you want. But you wont see your multipliers. But this way you dont have to like connect.
4. If the pre sale does not fill, EVERYONE gets refunded, even the losers. minus some gas.
5. Tokenomics, the entire raise goes to the MeteoraAG LP so there is size for people to ape, 50% of the tokens are given to pre sellers, and 50% are put in the LP, so this is about as fair as it gets.
My team makes money on the LP fees, creator makes money on unlucky depositors.
So everyone is tied together. We want volume/hype, Creator wants hype, and depositors want hype.
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1. Its a GambleCurve. It is fair. Some lose. Some win. Some break even.
Each gambling deposit gets its multiplier in a fair, deterministic, and verifiable way.
When you deposit, the result is generated from a future blockhash tied to the transaction itself. That means nobody can know or choose the outcome ahead of time.
The multiplier distribution is also fair: it follows a curve centered around 1x, with the median result at 1x. Most deposits land near the middle, while higher and lower multipliers become increasingly rare.
2. The "losses" go into a pot, this is 50% going to the creator, so he can do what he wants, and 50% for market making/LP.
3. There is a public deposit CA, you can send sol to it directly without worrying about interacting with our site if you want. But you wont see your multipliers. But this way you dont have to like connect.
4. If the pre sale does not fill, EVERYONE gets refunded, even the losers. minus some gas.
5. Tokenomics, the entire raise goes to the MeteoraAG LP so there is size for people to ape, 50% of the tokens are given to pre sellers, and 50% are put in the LP, so this is about as fair as it gets.
My team makes money on the LP fees, creator makes money on unlucky depositors.
So everyone is tied together. We want volume/hype, Creator wants hype, and depositors want hype.
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Grifter nu-right:
Please stand by - we're experiencing technical difficulties
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Please stand by - we're experiencing technical difficulties
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Normal families: we'll have only two kids
illegal immigrants:
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illegal immigrants:
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BREAKING: US oil prices surge nearly +5% after Trump says "I don't like" Iran's response to the US' 14-point peace proposal
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