COINBASE: NO MARGIN CALLS FOR BITCOIN-BACKED MORTGAGES

Coinbase says its crypto-backed mortgages will carry rates around 0.5% to 1.5% higher than a standard 30-year, depending on borrower profile.

Loans feature no margin calls or collateral top-ups.

BTC price drops do not change loan terms or trigger liquidation.

Collateral is only at risk after 60 days of missed payments, aligning with traditional mortgage standards.

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For those of you who are doubting that I asked for it, check out my prompt

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Satellite images reveal a massive oil slick near Iran’s Kharg Island, the hub responsible for nearly 90% of Tehran’s oil exports.

The spill spans roughly 45 km² in the Gulf, with the cause still unknown as US Iran tensions escalate around key shipping routes.

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Shoebill storks will bow to communicate with other shoebills they have a friendly relationship with.

This is Sushi, the shoebill stork who resides at the Uganda Wildlife Conservation Education Center.

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NEW: Repeat offender who had already been arrested several times this year, including for two assaults, killed an elderly man in an unprovoked attack in NYC.

Hours before the attack, the NYPD had taken Rhamell Burke to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation after he was reportedly acting irrationally on a Penn Station platform. Mysteriously, he was released just one hour later.

A few hours later Burke shoved 76-year-old Ross Falzone, a retired teacher, to his death down subway stairs in Manhattan.

Burke was arrested three times in February for assaulting a police officer, burglary, and resisting arrest.

In April, he was arrested again for assaulting a stranger. He was later granted supervised release at arraignment.

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Two misanthropes who will eventually answer for their crimes against humanity

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NOW: Russian President Vladimir Putin says the Soviet people “saved the world from Nazism” during his Victory Day Parade speech

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Huge shoutout to my comic patrons for May 2026

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Holy trinity

$BTC $ETH $LINK

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Bitcoin dominance has lost its 5-week uptrend, while daily MACD has flipped bearish.

This is bullish for $ETH and alts.

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This image was buried on page 116 of the UFO files.

What is the government hiding from us?

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The impressive appearance of a Lady Amherst’s Pheasant with its intricate black-and-white scaled cape, fiery red accents, golden shoulders, and those vivid orange flames underneath

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A Japanese female police officer demonstrates her skills on the Honda CB1300P during a motorcycle competition and performance event

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Medvedev celebrates GREAT Victory Day with highlights from 81st anniversary Moscow Parade

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Among elite chess players, those with the lowest IQ are the best.

Among NBA players, the shortest ones are the best.

Among Hollywood actors, the least attractive are the most talented.

Among elite academics, those with poorer early academic performance are the best.

Among people with high LDL & high plaque burden, LDL is barely correlated with plaque burden.

Learn collider bias. Nice catch by AlexTISYoung

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Fun fact nobody born past 1995 can read this

it’s basically cryptography to them

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