“who should we lay off first”

CEOs:

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Women on Reddit are re-inventing "waiting for marriage" from first principles

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BREAKING - Hostages taken in bank robbery in western Germany: police

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BSW party members led by Amira Mohamed Ali lays wreath at Soviet war memorial in Berlin’s Tiergarten

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ICYMI: $BTC WICKED TO $0.019916 ON Revolut

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In a world-first medical achievement, doctors have restored sperm production in a previously infertile man by transplanting his own testicular tissue that had been cryopreserved when he was a 10-year-old boy.

The patient, who had undergone chemotherapy for sickle cell disease as a child, received the autologous transplant of his immature testicular tissue 16–17 years later as part of a clinical trial at the University Hospital Brussels (UZ Brussel) and Vrije Universiteit Brussel (VUB). The re-implanted grafts successfully resumed function, leading to complete spermatogenesis and the production of mature, motile sperm—particularly in the intra-testicular grafts.

While the patient will still need assisted reproductive techniques (such as ICSI) because the grafts are not connected to the natural sperm ducts, this breakthrough demonstrates that cryopreserved prepubertal testicular tissue can survive long-term freezing and reactivate spermatogonial stem cells in adulthood. It offers new hope for the thousands of childhood cancer and blood disorder survivors who had immature testicular tissue banked before gonadotoxic treatments.

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Did you know?

In spring, horses shed their thick winter coats, often requiring grooming to remove large amounts of loose, itchy hair, revealing a sleek summer coat underneath.

This is how it gets brushed out.

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Me after applying the least amount of effort possible

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AI bubble watch. BofA Hartnett

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Men can now buy underwear that makes them look more muscular.

Women, welcome to not being able to trust what you see either

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*my portfolio finally pumping after a year of tariff abuse and Middle East conflicts*

Hantavirus:

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>30 something poor Virginia boy

>Married with two kids

>No career

>No prospects

>Commits to creating a music career out of nothing

>Makes millions overnight

>Wife divorces him and gets half of his newfound wealth

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It turns out all those little stores that sell random items and you always wonder how they could possibly stay in business are just fronts for selling drugs

- 6 stores at MacArthur Park in Los Angeles raided by the Feds as fronts for selling drugs

- 3 additional stores like this also raided by the Feds elsewhere in LA

It turns out they aren’t. They’re really selling drugs

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