“I feel safe walking around Melbourne Australia because all the men are either gay or Chinese”

This comedian is funny, but if I said the exact same thing I would be charged with hate crimes and executed by the Australian government

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The IDF is investigating another incident of sacrilege in Lebanon as an IDF soldier desecrated the statue of the Virgin Mary, holding a cigarette to the statue’s lips.

Anti-Christian abuse and anti-Christian sentiment, prevalent in Israel, continue to cause international scandals.

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For all you good folks who think that the number of guns is the problem, here are the facts

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NOW - 12 other countries have been contacted by WHO, as they received passengers from MV Hondius who disembarked at earlier stages of the cruise, ship is now sailing to Canary Islands with WHO expert and 2 doctors, upon arrival passengers will fly to their respective countries

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NOW - WHO's Maria Van Kerkhove on Hantavirus: "This is not coronavirus, this is a very different virus... This is not the start of a COVID pandemic."

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GM

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A man in his 30s not interested in 20 year old girls is very much unhealthy and should get his hormones checked.

across time and cultures, healthy men are most attracted to women in their 20s. consistently

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Somebody’s cousin just registered an ‘event planning llc’ in anticipation for their ppp loan application

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The World Health Organization announces that you will most likely see more cases of hantavirus reported in the next few weeks.

The World Health Organization says this is why international health regulations must exist.

“While this is a serious incident, WHO assesses the public risk as low.”

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America First

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>TV show claims aliens attack with hantavirus

>Trump plans to declassify alien files

>hantavirus spreads

Coincidence? I think not.

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Hmmmm

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Doomers when Saylor sells 5 bitcoins after buying 800,000 bitcoins

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The US stock market just did something that has never happened before.

As the S&P 500, Nasdaq, and Russell 2000 hit a new ATH yesterday, bulls got euphoric.

Over $2.6 trillion worth of S&P 500 call options were traded yesterday, a new ATH.

Here's why this matters.

Almost 60% of every S&P 500 option was a call, the highest in at least 7 years.

This means people are increasingly betting on more stocks' upside, despite a V-shaped recovery.

And the timing of this is really bad.

The US stock market is overvalued by most historic metrics.

Hedge funds are consistently dumping stocks.

BOJ has intervened in the yen market 4 times over the past week.

$400B-$500B stocks are pulling a 20%-30% move in a day.

This is not the beginning of a rally, but rather the last phase of euphoria.

Smart people know what's coming next.

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They don’t tell you this, but you can just lay in the sun all day in your underpants listening to Django Reinhardt. Nobody can stop you

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