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BREAKINGN :

Blackrock ETF has bought $134,130,000 in Bitcoin.

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The absolute state of the dating market. Think I might've dodged a bullet with this one

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There are large group differences in vaginal acidity, and these are understated by reported pH averages. Since pH is logarithmic, racial groups range from having 5.6 to 35.5 times more acidic vaginas than chimpanzees

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Something is off in the labor market:

In February, US employers cut -448,000 jobs, the largest monthly decline since July 2020.

Then, in March, US employers increased hiring by +655,000 MoM, the largest monthly increase on record, excluding the 2020 pandemic period.

As a result, total hiring across the US economy rose to 5.55 million in March, the highest since February 2024.

This pushed the hiring rate up +0.4 percentage points, to 3.5%, the highest since May 2024, but still below the 2017-2019 pre-pandemic average of 3.8%

This is all despite massive layoff announcements occurring in the first 4 months of the year.

Labor market data is showing conflicting signs.

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BREAKING: SoftBank stock surges +18% and hits its "limit up" for the day amid a historic surge in technology stocks

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BREAKING: Japan's stock market surges +6% to its highest level on record as global technology stocks see massive gains

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"The final goal is to eradicate humanity as we know it."

"It takes a lot of physical and psychological abuse to get an intelligent species like ours to agree to its own extinction."

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In the middle of the Atlantic Ocean with over 16,000 feet of empty water below you

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If you just put $25k into $SNDK last May and then sat on the beach, it’d be $1 Million today…

You stupid idiot.

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The "violations" in Spain are starting to look more and more like a South Park episode:

-Guy and girl meet on Tinder, they hook up, she tells him she's horny and suggests they go to his car.

-She says he raped her, but that she blew him to "take control of the situation" ()

-The next day, she greets him with a "hey sex machine" and they meet up three (3) more times.

-She says he rapes her again, but of course, she kept meeting him because "he has a pool," "she was bored," and "a girl's not made of stone."

You read this and think, "I don't even get how it makes it to trial, but whatever, they'll toss it out," but nope, the prosecution's asking for 27 years in prison HAHAHAHAHAHA.

-He, for his part, says it's all because she's bitter that he stopped talking to her.

Black Mirror's got nothing on thisβ€”it's just the living image of day-to-day life in Spain.

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The first openly LGBT judge in Texas has agreed to a lifetime ban from the bench after having a defense attorney handcuffed in her own courtroom.

Judge Rosie Speedlin Gonzalez ordered the attorney into custody mid-hearing after an argument over whether she'd coached her client to change his plea.

The lawyer was cuffed and placed in the jury box until she agreed to "conduct herself professionally."

Gonzalez faced up to 20 years on felony unlawful restraint charges. Those were dropped Monday, the same day she signed the resignation agreement.

She can still officiate weddings, as long as she doesn't wear a robe or mention she was ever a judge.

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