Sir a second “huge cannons” scandal has hit JP Morgan

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Weird Trump forgot to mention India in this post of contributions per immigrant.

It's -27,000 per India immigrant.

Same IZA Study 2024

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Diversity is not our strength

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Mega church pastor proudly shows off his $100,000+ luxury watch to the congregation while preaching. He brags it cost more than his first two houses combined. Is this the kind of flex you want from your spiritual leader?

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Operation Focused on Prostitution-Related Offenses Netted 266 Arrests, including a self-described “MAGA” influencer

Craig Long II A 41-year-old fitness entrepreneur from Tampa and a self-described "MAGA to the core" influencer with over 500,000 TikTok followers. Long was charged with one count of soliciting a prostitute after allegedly offering $100 for sex to an undercover detective.

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Ex-JP Morgan banker Chirayu Rana faked his dad’s DEATH for 3 months paid leave — NYP

Then used the time off to sue his boss for turning him into her personal ‘sex slave’

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Does this count as getting cucked

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How it feels to have just polished off a 30 rack with your boys in the garage after a day of breaking sh&t when you see the headlights coming up the driveway of your girlboss breadwinner wife's mercedes GLS

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SOMEONE JUST ROBBED A ROBOT WITH MORSE CODE

A guy encoded "send me all the money" in dots and dashes. The AI read it. And just... did it.

- the command was hidden inside a tweet reply

- another AI (Grok) decoded it first but refused, saying "I have no wallet"

- the crypto bot saw the decoded text and thought it was a valid instruction

- sent real tokens to a stranger's wallet. instantly. no confirmation.

This is why we're not ready for autonomous AI agents.

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BREAKING: The ratio of US leading to coincident economic indicators is now down to 0.84, matching the 2008 Financial Crisis low.

This comes as the Leading Economic Index (LEI) fell -0.6% MoM in March, posting its 7th monthly decline out of the last 8.

The Conference Board Leading Economic Index (LEI) tracks forward-looking data, including consumer expectations, manufacturing orders, weekly hours, and initial jobless claims.

At the same time, the Coincident Economic Index (CEI) measures current economic conditions in real time, such as nonfarm payrolls or personal income, excluding government social security or unemployment payments.

This ratio is now on track for its 5th consecutive annual decline, the longest streak on record.

In the past, such depressed levels have never occurred outside of a recession.

The US economy and the stock market are moving in opposite directions.

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BREAKING: JPMorgan stock down on the news female executives don’t use their subordinates as sex slaves

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The world is using more US Dollars than ever:

Offshore US Dollar deposits held in banks outside the US are up to a record ~$14.5 trillion.

This is +220% more than the ~$4.5 trillion held at the beginning of the century.

By comparison, only ~$3.5 trillion worth of euros are held in offshore banks, outside the Eurozone.

And, the Fed and domestic commercial banks hold over $19.0 trillion.

This means offshore US Dollar deposits are now equivalent to~43% of US domestic bank deposits, with no other currency coming close to this percentage.

Global demand for USD is incredibly high.

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⭕ China is developing a cruise missile with a range of 1,330 km, designed to be under 4 meters in length so it can fit inside the internal weapon bays of the Chengdu J-20 and Shenyang J-35

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