NEW: 60-year-old cancer survivor is trying to become the oldest person to play college football.

Tom Green, a 60-year-old freshman political science major at McDaniel College, has made the football roster.

Green owns a wooden pallet company in Pennsylvania and never went to college.

In 2015, he was diagnosed with Stage IV kidney cancer. He said he "was checking out in 2017," but ended up beating cancer.

Green plays defensive line and made the DIII team as a walk-on. He is also a full-time student, as that is a requirement to play on the team.

"I knew that the number was 61, that's the oldest player who ever played. I'm going to be 61 in June, so I'm going to be tying that record. But he the record holder just kicked extra points; he was a kicker," Green said to a local news outlet.

Beast.

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"I am working very hard with our Great Speaker, Mike Johnson, along with Chairman Jim Jordan and Chairman Rick Crawford, to get a clean extension of FISA 702 through the House of Representatives this week..." - President Donald J. Trump

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The CEO of Krafton (creator of PUBG) asked ChatGPT to create a "corporate takeover strategy" to prevent a company they acquired from hitting a revenue target within a certain time window (which would trigger an additional payout).

ChatGPT (against his lawyer's advice) suggested locking down the acquired companies Steam account to prevent them from publishing Subnautica 2 in the time window, which the CEO of Krafton followed.

ChatGPT's advice did not hold up at trial and the judge was not happy. The opinion is a wild read and includes several direct quotes from the Krafton CEO's ChatGPT conversation.

I feel like it's gonna take a few more high profile examples like this until executives start realizing that conversations with ChatGPT are not privileged and you probably shouldn't describe your questionably legal schemes to them in detail!

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When you find out a guy on the “intelligence” committee was kissing hookers on the mouth

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Caitlyn Jenner killed the name "Caitlyn".

When Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn, the popularity of the name Caitlyn itself crashed.

According to Social Security data, "Caitlyn" went from the 588th most popular baby name to dropping out of the top 1000 released names completely in just a year.

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We slide into a low-trust dystopia of cameras everywhere, more cops, and everything in the store chained down simply because scum like this never get their teeth knocked in

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BREAKING

Tyrone is BLOCKED DOWN!

Huge protest taking place at Ballygawley.

The protests and fight goes on

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Americans have never been this pessimistic about their financial situation:

A record 54% of US consumers no say their financial situation is worse compared to a year ago due to higher prices.

This has risen +900% since 2021.

Currently, more Americans believe higher prices have worsened their financial situation than at the height of the 2008 Financial Crisis.

The percentage is even higher than in the 1970s and the 1980s, when the official CPI inflation rate exceeded 10%.

Furthermore, US consumers are now expecting inflation to rise +4.8% over the next year, the highest reading since June 2025.

Inflation is far from gone.

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Literally the only reason we even have things like minimum wage, a 5-day workweek and workers rights is because during the industrial revolution workers revolted, burned down factories and dragged out business owners demanding basic rights/fair pay—something CEOs have forgotten

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BREAKING - Outrage is erupting across Virginia after Abigail Spanberger signed HB965 into law, effectively rendering Virginians’ presidential votes null and void, with the measure handing the states electoral votes to the national popular vote winner regardless of states results

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This is exactly how I'm going to handle every problem from now on

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Ireland

Without elonmusk buying X, we would have no freedom to tell and show the world what Ireland has been through over the past week

Without social media, people would be spoon fed State-run propaganda, showing only the government’s side.

Instead, millions of people around the world have seen that the Irish are fighting back and that Ireland is rising

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Black lives matter

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BREAKING: Twitter/X is currently facing an outage, causing widespread outages and service disruptions for a large number of users across the platform

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