It's obvious this is LLM-slop because it's not even a correct description of the trial.

And whaddya know? It's LLM-slop.

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So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy sh&t, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into f&cking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just f&cking cum myself to death

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Sweetbread season

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When I tell my wife I developed an app to track how many parasitic third worlders my taxes pay to bring here

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NEW: U.S. CRUDE OIL PRICES SURGE BY 10%+ AT OPEN

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One of the biggest mysteries to me is how Orcas, the ocean’s most efficient predators, have never attacked humans in the wild… almost like they know something we don’t

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Reminder that when people say statins 'only add 3-4 days to lifespans', they're assuming the benefits end at the final day of a trial.

But if statin use continues, the benefits grow until they become years of additional lifespan.

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They spent years trying to paint him as a "dictator" for putting Hungary first.

Yet he instantly accepted defeat - despite very unusual turnout numbers.

Hungarians don't know what they lost.

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New Hungarian leader Peter Magyar recently accused migrant workers of eating ducks and goldfish from Budapest Zoo.

This is a positive sign. Hopefully he will keep Hungary’s strict approach to migration and social cohesion while rejecting the dog sh&t pro-CCP and pro-Putin foreign policy of Orbán.

This would be best case scenario. Hopefully a conservative government without cartoonish corruption and dog sh&t Third Worldist anti-West foreign policy.

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“One student made 25 other students have a worse experience”

Mercy to the cruel is cruelty to the innocent

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Reminder that we now have an accurate, constantly updated way to detect AI-written text in the form of Pangram.

You can get adversarial with it and trick it, but most of the slop posters don't go that far and still copy and paste, making it easy for Pangram to figure them out.

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I like having working knees

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Rabbits are friends.

Not food.

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BREAKING: US oil prices officially surge +10% at the open, rising above $105/barrel, as peace talks between the US and Iran fail to reach a deal

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What people don’t mention about this meme is it’s timeless, and works across all media types. Even before pictures were invented or widespread.

Jane Austen, wrote Pride and Prejudice in 1813 and fully named the smart, beautiful, girl-boss character, Jane.

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Grok presents:

"Today's news"

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BREAKING - Not over yet!

Hundreds of truckers, farmers and bus drivers have again taken to protest across Ireland tonight

The fighting Irish are rising

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