Is dad alive or not?

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BREAKING

Ireland’s Taoiseach (Prime Minister) has slammed peaceful fuel protesters in the most arrogant way.

It’s time for a general election, this man has lost all respect, control and support of the Irish public.

We demand general election, now!

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Give this security guard a raise

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I’ve literally never met a single person in my life who owned this and made money

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Classic example of Boomers pulling up the ladder behind them and using DEI to destroy the younger versions of themselves

Democrat Senator Mark Kelly slanders “white” service members.

KELLY: “The last thing I would want in a Space Shuttle crew would be seven white-guy U.S. navy test pilots like me.”

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We're being denied an entire generation of young leaders

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Given that America is the greatest country in the universe, why does the “Bank of Texas” look like this?

Let me explain how this works. Indians have free rein to ignore Civil Rights Laws. They can discriminate and hire 100% indians in perpetuity and nothing is ever done about it because our justice system is designed to punish White Americans and benefit everyone else.

If a White American tried to do the same we would be sent to prison. That's how this happens.

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Péter Magyar:

Hungary will again be a strong ally in the European Union and NATO.

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NEW - Canada's Defense Chief: "The world has changed... we have to get ready for large-scale conflicts."

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NEW - Canada's Defense Chief explains because the military removed "systemic barriers," she was able to become the 1st woman in the role, identifying her biggest obstacles as "Perceptions that women are weak and they can't be in a combat role and be a mother at the same time."

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It's obvious this is LLM-slop because it's not even a correct description of the trial.

And whaddya know? It's LLM-slop.

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So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy sh&t, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into f&cking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just f&cking cum myself to death

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Sweetbread season

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When I tell my wife I developed an app to track how many parasitic third worlders my taxes pay to bring here

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NEW: U.S. CRUDE OIL PRICES SURGE BY 10%+ AT OPEN

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One of the biggest mysteries to me is how Orcas, the ocean’s most efficient predators, have never attacked humans in the wild… almost like they know something we don’t

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Reminder that when people say statins 'only add 3-4 days to lifespans', they're assuming the benefits end at the final day of a trial.

But if statin use continues, the benefits grow until they become years of additional lifespan.

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