Be William Banks
- born in the United States in the mid 1990s
- become a small underground comedian
- December 2023 travels to Connecticut
- steals five Israeli flags from private homes
- gets charged with minor theft
- launches a website selling merch using his arrest photo
- announces an eight month prison sentence online
- starts posting videos and photos from inside a jail cell
- rents an abandoned jail near Miami for a few hours
- posts a prison escape video
- over 20 million views
- public records prove the prison was fake
- launches MOSES token on Solana
- token pumps
- creator sells, price collapses
- launches second token BANKS
- same pattern
- says the goal was to take money from crypto traders
- claims around 50k dollars donated to Palestine groups
- starts a new story about being lost on an island
- gets a girlfriend
- travels to Argentina
- fights in a real boxing event
- loses by TKO in round two
Surely one of the strangest people in the history of the internet
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- born in the United States in the mid 1990s
- become a small underground comedian
- December 2023 travels to Connecticut
- steals five Israeli flags from private homes
- gets charged with minor theft
- launches a website selling merch using his arrest photo
- announces an eight month prison sentence online
- starts posting videos and photos from inside a jail cell
- rents an abandoned jail near Miami for a few hours
- posts a prison escape video
- over 20 million views
- public records prove the prison was fake
- launches MOSES token on Solana
- token pumps
- creator sells, price collapses
- launches second token BANKS
- same pattern
- says the goal was to take money from crypto traders
- claims around 50k dollars donated to Palestine groups
- starts a new story about being lost on an island
- gets a girlfriend
- travels to Argentina
- fights in a real boxing event
- loses by TKO in round two
Surely one of the strangest people in the history of the internet
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Ellis was 15 when he stole $24M in crypto through a SIM swap.
He spent it on watches, clubs, and escorts.
Then used his real name to cash out on Coinbase.
The FBI came.
He had no charges (underage)
Now he studies philosophy at NYU.
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He spent it on watches, clubs, and escorts.
Then used his real name to cash out on Coinbase.
The FBI came.
He had no charges (underage)
Now he studies philosophy at NYU.
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The US job market is weakening:
The number of unemployed Americans for 15+ weeks is up to 3.3 million, the highest since September 2021.
This figure has risen +1.6 million since July 2022.
As a % of total employment, this indicator is up to 20.3%, the highest since October 2021.
Since the 1950s, each time this percentage has been this elevated, the US economy was already in a recession.
As a result, the average duration of unemployment is up to 25.3 weeks, only below the post-pandemic 2021 levels and the post-2008 Financial Crisis recovery.
Long-term unemployment is concerningly high.
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The number of unemployed Americans for 15+ weeks is up to 3.3 million, the highest since September 2021.
This figure has risen +1.6 million since July 2022.
As a % of total employment, this indicator is up to 20.3%, the highest since October 2021.
Since the 1950s, each time this percentage has been this elevated, the US economy was already in a recession.
As a result, the average duration of unemployment is up to 25.3 weeks, only below the post-pandemic 2021 levels and the post-2008 Financial Crisis recovery.
Long-term unemployment is concerningly high.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP:
“NATO wasn’t there when we needed them, and they won’t be there if we need them again. Remember Greenland, that big, poorly run, piece of ice!”
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“NATO wasn’t there when we needed them, and they won’t be there if we need them again. Remember Greenland, that big, poorly run, piece of ice!”
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JUST IN: Hacker breaches Chinese state-run supercomputer, steals bomb and missile renderings along with defense data, CNN reports
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Texas kindergarten teacher makes $7,500 a month, drives a $100k G Wagon, lives in a condo, and claims she's drowning in debt. This isn't a salary problem. It's a spending problem
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The only systemic racism that actually exists in America today is the one targeting White people
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‼ Tesla is remotely disabling cars and emailing owners who have been using FSD activation hacks in countries where FSD is not yet permitted.
Users report they had no say in it, Tesla simply altered the software remotely and is forcing them to update. Disabling connectivity isn't possible on most cars due to built-in eSIM.
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Users report they had no say in it, Tesla simply altered the software remotely and is forcing them to update. Disabling connectivity isn't possible on most cars due to built-in eSIM.
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This is Judge Tracey Lloyd-Clarke, she has sentenced an ex-soldier with PTSD, Daffron Williams, to two and a half years in prison for Facebook comments.
She also sentenced someone for posting a video on social media to 12 months.
But that exact same judge let off a child rapist called Reese Newman because she said the prisons were overcrowded
This is British Justice.
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She also sentenced someone for posting a video on social media to 12 months.
But that exact same judge let off a child rapist called Reese Newman because she said the prisons were overcrowded
This is British Justice.
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How come every wordcel think that Satoshi was Adam Back and every shape rotator knows that it was Hal Finney?
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