“Mr. President your poll numbers are tanking, but we can fix this, we just need you support this amnesty bill that betrays your most ardent supporters on the issue most important to them”

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He crushed the skull of a random woman walking the street then confessed the crime to a grand jury who thought it better to hang the self-confessed killer than move on with the trial

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A study linked various SAT test scores to favorite bands- the lowest SAT scorers preferred Lil’ Wayne, and the highest preferred Beethoven

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WAR: The ceasefire is allowing the Iranian judiciary to accelerate the mass execution of student protesters and confiscation of their family’s assets. Mohseni Ejei, head of the judiciary ordered the genocide to begin in earnest

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Everyone called her spoiled because she was born as a wealthy princess… so she decided to enroll in the military academy

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BREAKING: Watch as an employee starts a massive fire inside a 1.2 million square foot warehouse filming himself on Instagram as he sets toilet paper packages ablaze

Watch as a disgruntled employee started a massive fire at a 1.2 million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, California, with 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim arrested on arson charges after filming himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages on fire and saying You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these btches are dirt cheap. There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to live. The warehouses, which span roughly 11 city blocks which prompted a massive response a 6-alarm fire alert from 175 firefighters and 20 engines working to put out the blaze. Thankfully, no injuries were reported.

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I really dont see the problem. orcas don't need parking spaces. they don't have cars

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Reminder: Not noticing British culture is like a fish not realising the water it’s swimming in. You’re literally speaking their language

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DoorDash driver caught on camera apparently stealing tips from a Lake Charles restaurant. You're already getting paid to deliver

Taking tips from the staff is a new low

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BREAKING:

DeCarlos Brown Jr. has been found “incapable to proceed” on the murder charge brought against him for killing the Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska in Charlotte, USA

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Latin America found a funny way to stop street peeing spraying people with a giant hose

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Image being rich/famous and THAT is who you are with

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BREAKING: Spain's Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez issues a statement demanding that Lebanon is included in the Iran War ceasefire

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Type of girl you run into at the grocery store on summer vacation and never see again

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