FOLLOWUP (0.98, took 1.1s):

Trump agrees to a 2-week ceasefire with Iran.

The 2-week ceasefire is conditional on Iran completely opening the Strait of Hormuz.

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Pakistan’s prime minister after the US and Iran reached an agreement

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Submission from anon

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— Anxiety began in Washington.

IntelSlava

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BREAKING: US oil prices are crashing, now down -21% over the last 8 hours

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Prediction:

GLP-1RAs will not pan out as longevity drugs.

Remember the difference: drugs to extend lifespan (longevity drugs) vs. drugs to bring up the left tail of mortality (normalizing drugs).

GLP-1RAs are likelier the latter: saving fat people, not extending non-fat lives.

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“Now wait until 10:00 AM when the markets hot, say there was never an agreement and dump the living sh&t out of everything. Tank the market. Send them into a multi decade depression.”

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JUST IN - Iran's Supreme National Security Council releases 10-point proposal to end the war, proposing negotiations begin on Friday, April 10, in Islamabad

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BREAKING: Iran said it would guarantee safe passage for maritime traffic through the vital Strait of Hormuz for two weeks, announcing that the pause would be used for talks with the United States on ending the war, starting Friday in Islamabad

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MORE - Iran's FM posts that the Supreme National Security Council agree to a 2 week ceasefire and the opening of the Strait of Hormuz

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Every video from 20 years ago looks like White supremacist propaganda

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POV: you sent a rocket around the moon, removed the authoritarian leader of Venezuela, eliminated all the terrorists in Iran and pumped the market all before a new dovish Fed Chair

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