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BREAKING: Bitcoin surges above $71,000 as Trump announces a 2-week ceasefire with Iran subject to the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz

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Does TRT increase prostate cancer risk?

I suspect everyone on steroids has heard about the risks.

Using Mendelian Randomizationβ€”which basically asks 'What is the risk of higher testosterone for prostate cancer over a lifetime?'β€”we see some risk elevation:

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BREAKING β€” PEACE HAS PREVAILED: Trump has announced a TWO WEEK SUSPENSION of bombing Iran, contingent on Iran OPENING the Strait of Hormuz

THANK THE LORD!

TRUMP: "Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks.

This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East.

We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated.

On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"

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BREAKING: US oil prices extend losses to $97.50/barrel, now down -20% in 8 hours, after Trump announces a 2-week ceasefire with Iran

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Trump agrees to a 2-week ceasefire with Iran.

The 2-week ceasefire is conditional on Iran completely opening the Strait of Hormuz.

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BULLISH:

Bitcoin just broke $71,000 and ETH hits $2,200 liquidating $120 million in shorts in the past 60 MINUTES.

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BREAKING: US oil prices are crashing, now down -21% over the last 8 hours

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CRASH:

Oil has crashed -16% from $110 to $93 in just 60 minutes, one of the largest hourly drop in history.

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Prediction:

GLP-1RAs will not pan out as longevity drugs.

Remember the difference: drugs to extend lifespan (longevity drugs) vs. drugs to bring up the left tail of mortality (normalizing drugs).

GLP-1RAs are likelier the latter: saving fat people, not extending non-fat lives.

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β€œNow wait until 10:00 AM when the markets hot, say there was never an agreement and dump the living sh&t out of everything. Tank the market. Send them into a multi decade depression.”

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JUST IN - Iran's Supreme National Security Council releases 10-point proposal to end the war, proposing negotiations begin on Friday, April 10, in Islamabad

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BREAKING: Iran said it would guarantee safe passage for maritime traffic through the vital Strait of Hormuz for two weeks, announcing that the pause would be used for talks with the United States on ending the war, starting Friday in Islamabad

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MORE - Iran's FM posts that the Supreme National Security Council agree to a 2 week ceasefire and the opening of the Strait of Hormuz

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