LMAO! Trump to kids at the Easter Egg Roll: “I could sign autographs for you guys, and then tonight, you could sell them for $25,000 on eBay!”

“Biden would use the AUTOPEN... he was incapable of signing his name, so they'd follow him around with this big machine. You know what it was called? AN AUTOPEN!”

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Mike Lawler is lobbying for a “bipartisan” amnesty bill which would legalize any illegal immigrant from before Biden’s term

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ARE WE FINALLY BACK?

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Trump, from the South Portico of the White House, with the Easter Bunny, addresses Iran:

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BRAKING: Trump’s message to Americans who oppose the Iran war: he called them “foolish.”

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USAF B-1B Lancer taking off from England on an Iran strike mission yesterday

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Bitcoin is breaking its 3-month downtrend.

Over $8.2 billion in shorts will get liquidated if BTC pumps just $4,000 more to hit $74,000.

Expect a massive rally if a ceasefire or peace deal is officially confirmed.

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NYPD officers shot a 53-year-old man wielding a 13-inch kitchen knife outside City Fresh Market.

Police say the man who had been harassing workers was removed, then returned around 1:40 a.m., banging on the window with the knife.

Workers locked the doors and called 911. Officers gave repeated commands to drop the knife, but the man advanced toward them, officials said. One officer fired a gun, striking suspect once in the stomach. Suspect was taken to Harlem Hospital in critical but stable condition.

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JUST IN - Trump: "I ordered the U.S. armed forces to do whatever was necessary to bring our brave warriors back home... In the United States military, we leave no American behind."

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BREAKING - Trump says his administration will aggressively pursue whoever leaked that only one airman was rescued: "We'll hopefully find that leaker"

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We are so fckeddddddddd

Trump just said the entire country of Iran can be taken out in one night and that night might be tommorow night.

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BREAKING: Watch as President Donald Trump announced that he has threatened to jail a journalist over a leak tied to a high-risk military mission to rescue a downed pilot

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“you’re not gonna nuke them to keep them from having nukes, right?”

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PRESIDENT TRUMP ON IRAN:

"The entire country could be taken out in one night, and that night might be tomorrow night."

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People are calling for this TSA agent to be fired after a video was posted of her doing an “aggressive” pat down

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Bitcoin dumped -$1100 in 30 minutes after the reports of U.S. strikes on Iran’s energy sites came out.

On top of this Trump said we can take out entire country of Iran in one night.

This is why analysis is useless right now because every setup can be crushed by one speech or tweet from president Trump.

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