Me after the algorithm changed

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Overnight, my timeline algorithm stopped showing me third world AI slop and began showing me extremely based Japanese tweets.

X is an absolute joy now.

Thank you nikitabier

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Jumped in taxi and the cab driver was listening to Professor Jiang

F&Ck my life

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B-52 bunker busters ‘can’t penetrate’ Iran 1,444ft-deep missile subway system

Granite dead zone higher than Empire State Building

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CRASH:

Silver has crashed 50% from its $121 all time high.

Down 36% this month and about to end a 10 month green streak.

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もし現在の傾向が続けば、いつの日か白人は絶滅するだろう。その時、人類という灯火を掲げ続けるのは、ひとえに日本人だけの責務となる。星々を征服するために。魂を宿した、最後の民として。

If current trends continue, one day white people will go extinct. At that time, the sole responsibility of continuing to uphold the torch of humanity will fall to the Japanese alone. In order to conquer the stars. As the last people to house souls.

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JUST IN: Streets across Egypt go dark after government orders shops to close early to save power due to war in Iran

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“We’re putting more japanese tweets on your timeline to decrease antisemitism”

Japanese Twitter:

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Government officials are asked about their own statistics showing a gender pay gap in Australia.

They end up being forced to admit that the entire gap could be explained with the fact that women work less hours than men.

Absolutely brutal takedown.

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アメリカ男性と肉ならこの写真が好き
いつか現地でこれに参加したい

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They’re just like us

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Japanese learning Americans love them, but hate all other immigrants:

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Hitler in a Kimono, 1936

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“What is the charge?! Liking a tweet? A racist Japanese tweet?”

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North Korea conducts engine test for missile capable of targeting US mainland

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BREAKING: This TikTok influencer is urging Iran to ass*ssinate President and mocked Charlie’s Kirk’s ass*ssinationn

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> 俺だが
> アルゴが変わる
> TLが急に神日本のポストで埋め尽くされる
> 電車8秒遅れただけで車掌が謝ってる
> 5歳児が一人で電車通学してる
> コンビニ弁当が俺の国のレストランより美味そう
> 深夜3時に女が一人で普通に歩いてる
> スクロールすればするほど同じ結論になる
> 他の「先進国」が全部セカンドワールドに見えてくる
> mfw 日本基準にしたら地球に先進国1つしかない

> It's me, though
> The algorithm changes
> Suddenly my TL is filled with godly Japanese posts
> The conductor apologizes just because the train is 8 seconds late
> A 5-year-old kid is commuting to school on the train alone
> Convenience store bento boxes look tastier than restaurants in my country
> A woman is casually walking alone at 3 AM
> The more I scroll, the more I reach the same conclusion
> All the other "advanced countries" start looking like second world
> mfw If we go by Japanese standards, there's only one advanced country on Earth

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