Passport bro says all Hispanic girls will upgrade to a Chad as soon as they get a green card

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Aussie woman gets rejected after hitting on Chad at the bar

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This is like when people witness UFOs and aliens irl and they always have only a 240p camera from 1997:

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That guy’s wife posted a vid confirming she was the town pump and made a bad situation worse

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BREAKING: Starting April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army will raise the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 years old and remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession

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Finally

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Woman assaults man outside McDonald's. When he hits back in self-defense, she yells "why do you wanna hit a girl?"

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Interracial Iesbians set in 1800s England

grok how historically accurate is this?

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The first time I abandoned a girlfriend in the mountains was an accident.

We had an argument about something trivial, and she decided to go off on her own for a bit to cool down. I insisted she stick to the trail, but she said she didn’t need me mansplaining how to find her way in the woods. So I dropped it. How does one manage to get lost on a mountainside, anyway? You just walk downhill until you hit a switchback or reach the valley. Common sense stuff.

Well, she managed it. When she didn’t turn up by nightfall, I contacted the ranger station and they set out to find her. By 1am, I got tired of waiting and drove home.

They called the next morning to say they’d found her in a makeshift den she’d dug beneath a deadfall. She was naked, gone completely feral, her face painted with menstrual blood. A ranger tried to wrap a blanket around her shoulders, and she bit a golf ball-sized gobbet of flesh from his shoulder. So they sedated her and took her straight to the nearest hospital.

That was three years ago and she still hasn’t recovered human language.

Needless to say, I acquired a taste for it. I’m up to a baker’s dozen now, not counting the one that found her way back to the car before I could drive off.

But you never forget your first. Sarah will always have a special place in my heart.

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JUST IN: Manhattan attorney sobs in court as he is sentenced in $4.4 million COVID fraud scheme.

Bryan McKenna was accused of siphoning money to fund his romance with his CEO girlfriend and for his son's mental health.

Assistant DA Jonathan Borle said McKenna used funds on his girlfriend, the CEO of AstZen Group, Duni Zenaye.

"Elkay Plastics, a packaging manufacturer and distributor, had contacted AstZen Group to buy 500,000 boxes of medical-grade latex gloves to use as PPE during the COVID-19 pandemic, and placed the $4.45 million into an escrow account run by McKenna," the New York Post reported.

"The attorney in January 2021 had agreed to hold the funds in escrow until AstZen Group shipped the gloves, but by April, he had drained the account dry, according to the indictment against him."

Prosecutors say McKenna used the money to further a romantic relationship and "benefit his personal life."

"I did these crimes, I deserve to go to jail… I don’t know what else to say for myself," McKenna said in court.

He was sentenced to between 2 and 6 years.

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For better or worse, brain training shows little general improvement, even after months

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Koreans study-maxing only to achieve similar academic performance to Americans is a deeply tragic case of zero-sum competition gone wrong

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American is a healthy 28 year old, he decided to skip paying for health insurance this year because the cheapest plan was $900 per month with a high deductible

He had to spend 2 nights in the ER without insurance, he breaks down the bill

“This is my receipt from spending 2 days in the hospital:

- It totaled about $24,000

- My CT scan alone was $8,300

- Laboratory, 6,000

- IV therapy, $1,020, $4,000 in total

And while $24,000 seems like a lot of money, let me show you something. This is what I'm actually paying, $2,478

because when you don't have insurance, these hospitals give you a discount. They discounted $22,000 off of this bill”

“But if I had insurance, I wouldn't have gotten that discount. So it would've been a $24,000 bill billed to my insurance, and then my insurance would've said, ‘Hey, you have a $5,000 deductible. You need to pay $5,000 for this last emergency room visit.’

Then you tack on the $900 a month that I'd be paying for that insurance. I'd be paying $20K this year for healthcare.

So the craziest part about this is even if I have another hospital visit, by the end of this year, I'm still gonna be paying less than I would if I had insurance. At minimum, my cost for healthcare this year would've been $20,000 with insurance. Right now I'm at $2,400.”

US Health Insurance is a scam

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In 1480 viel een Ottomaans leger (18.000 man, onder Gedik Ahmed Pasha) de Zuid-Italiaanse stad Otranto aan. Na 15 dagen beleg werd de stad ingenomen. De overlevende mannen (boven de 15) kregen een ultimatum: bekeren tot de islam of sterven. Ongeveer 800 weigerden. Ze werden naar de heuvel buiten de stad gevoerd (nu de Heuvel der Martelaren). Daar werden ze één voor één onthoofd.

De eerste was kleermaker Antonio Primaldo, die riep: “Nu is het tijd om voor onze zielen te vechten voor de Heer.”

De aartsbisschop werd voor het altaar van de kathedraal onthoofd.

Andere priesters werden doormidden gezaagd.

Vrouwen en kinderen werden als slaven verkocht of vermoord. Totaal: tienduizenden doden en duizenden in slavernij.

Dit was geen “normale” oorlog maar een religieus gemotiveerde slachting van weerloze christenen die weigerden hun geloof af te zweren.

Na de herovering in 1481 werden de lichamen (die maandenlang onbegraven op de heuvel hadden gelegen) verzameld en naar de kathedraal gebracht. In de Cappella dei Martiri staan vandaag de dag glazen vitrines vol met hun echte schedels – rij na rij, honderden stuks.

Een stukje geschiedenis dat zelden in de schoolboeken staat…

Anno 2026?

Kerken organiseren vrijwillig iftars wereldwijd..

Hebben die 800 martelaren hiervoor geleden?

Voor kerken die nu vrijwillig weggeven wat zij met hun bloed verdedigden?

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