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Greg Bovino said he had a plan to deport “100 million people.”

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JUST IN: Iranian Foreign Minister Araghchi says "international law is dead."

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A new study has just come out.

It shows that people who naturally have lower myostatin levels due to myostatin-disrupting genetic variants are also...

Healthier!

They're taller, stronger, they have lower body fat percentages, and they generally look healthier!

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BREAKING : Microsoft

$MSFT is now trading below its 200-day moving average by the largest margin since the Global Financial Crisis

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Passport bro says all Hispanic girls will upgrade to a Chad as soon as they get a green card

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Aussie woman gets rejected after hitting on Chad at the bar

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This is like when people witness UFOs and aliens irl and they always have only a 240p camera from 1997:

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That guy’s wife posted a vid confirming she was the town pump and made a bad situation worse

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BREAKING: Starting April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army will raise the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 years old and remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession

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Finally

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Woman assaults man outside McDonald's. When he hits back in self-defense, she yells "why do you wanna hit a girl?"

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Interracial Iesbians set in 1800s England

grok how historically accurate is this?

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The first time I abandoned a girlfriend in the mountains was an accident.

We had an argument about something trivial, and she decided to go off on her own for a bit to cool down. I insisted she stick to the trail, but she said she didn’t need me mansplaining how to find her way in the woods. So I dropped it. How does one manage to get lost on a mountainside, anyway? You just walk downhill until you hit a switchback or reach the valley. Common sense stuff.

Well, she managed it. When she didn’t turn up by nightfall, I contacted the ranger station and they set out to find her. By 1am, I got tired of waiting and drove home.

They called the next morning to say they’d found her in a makeshift den she’d dug beneath a deadfall. She was naked, gone completely feral, her face painted with menstrual blood. A ranger tried to wrap a blanket around her shoulders, and she bit a golf ball-sized gobbet of flesh from his shoulder. So they sedated her and took her straight to the nearest hospital.

That was three years ago and she still hasn’t recovered human language.

Needless to say, I acquired a taste for it. I’m up to a baker’s dozen now, not counting the one that found her way back to the car before I could drive off.

But you never forget your first. Sarah will always have a special place in my heart.

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JUST IN: Manhattan attorney sobs in court as he is sentenced in $4.4 million COVID fraud scheme.

Bryan McKenna was accused of siphoning money to fund his romance with his CEO girlfriend and for his son's mental health.

Assistant DA Jonathan Borle said McKenna used funds on his girlfriend, the CEO of AstZen Group, Duni Zenaye.

"Elkay Plastics, a packaging manufacturer and distributor, had contacted AstZen Group to buy 500,000 boxes of medical-grade latex gloves to use as PPE during the COVID-19 pandemic, and placed the $4.45 million into an escrow account run by McKenna," the New York Post reported.

"The attorney in January 2021 had agreed to hold the funds in escrow until AstZen Group shipped the gloves, but by April, he had drained the account dry, according to the indictment against him."

Prosecutors say McKenna used the money to further a romantic relationship and "benefit his personal life."

"I did these crimes, I deserve to go to jail… I don’t know what else to say for myself," McKenna said in court.

He was sentenced to between 2 and 6 years.

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