Took the au pair out to eat and got her a new bra while the wife was at work

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“Put the au pair’s bra under his bed so that his wife will find it.”

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How the au pair looks at you when you tell her she can no longer walk around the house braless

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Nutrition science is the area of science that's suffered the most in the replication crisis. It is a graveyard of theories and pseudoscientific bullsh&t.

Now:

The HHS is going to make doctors to sit through 40 hours of classes where they'll have to take that bullsh&t seriously.

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JUST IN: Hezbollah have carried out 30 operations today

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Back in the 1950s, the CIA genetically engineered and created the tomato hornworm. The goal was to invade people's home gardens, decimate their tomatos and keep people from growing food on their own property

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A drone reportedly struck a facility housing U.S. diplomats near Baghdad airport, per a U.S. security official.

The attack is believed linked to earlier Iraqi resistance group strikes on the nearby U.S. Victoria Base.

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REPORTS of Iranian cluster missile launching in the skies over Palestine

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18-year-old Emir Balat from Pennsylvania got charged with terrorism after throwing two homemade bombs into a crowd near Gracie Mansion in New York on Saturday.

He bought the fuse for the bombs at a Phantom Fireworks store in Penndel, PA just two days after the US and Israel started striking Iran.

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The world is about to crack open its emergency oil piggy bank

The International Energy Agency has proposed the largest strategic oil reserve release in history, exceeding the 182 million barrels dumped onto markets after Russia invaded Ukraine in 2022.

IEA members are sitting on 1.2 billion barrels in public stocks plus 600 million in commercial reserves.

That's roughly 124 days of lost Gulf supply.

The decision only takes one country objecting to delay it.

The fact that they're even considering a release bigger than the one triggered by a European land war tells you how severe this energy crisis has become.

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Doctors now have to go do four hours of being a farmer.

lmao

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Open your mind duuuuuuudeeee…

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WAR: Iran announced they don’t need ship to mine the Strait of Hormuz today. Then I found out we destroyed 16 of their minelayer ships. Hmmm…

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Tehran is bragging about hitting what it calls concealed military targets during its March 10th barrage on central Israel.

Bnei Brak is one of the most densely populated cities in Israel, home to over 200,000 people packed into just a few square miles.

Either Iran genuinely believes it hit military targets in a residential area, or it's dressing up indiscriminate strikes on civilians as precision operations.

Both options tell you everything about where this is heading.

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B-21 Raider just had a big moment: plane spotters caught it refueling mid-air from a KC-135 tanker + support planes over eastern California today.

The flight lasted ~5 hours, a key test as the Air Force ramps up trials for this next-gen stealth bomber (think invisible long-range nuke carrier).

The future of air power is getting real.

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JUST IN: IRGC says missiles carrying 2-ton warheads have been launched toward U.S. bases in the region.

Repeated explosions reported in Manama, Bahrain; Dammam, Saudi Arabia; and Abu Dhabi, UAE.

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