Observations at large gatherings in Spain showed that when crowd density reaches about 9 people per square meter, human movement behaves like a fluid, forming natural waves every ~18 seconds

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BREAKING: Prolific Excorcist Father Chad Ripperge claims he has witnessed demons manifest into looking like a gray alien.

"I know other exorcists where they would in session they would see that once the demon manifested, they would manifest in literally looking like an alien with the eyes and the small mouth and the whole bit turning gray.

And they even call themselves gray.

And they try to lie to the exorcist by saying, ‘Oh, well, we're not angels, good good angels, and we're not bad angels. We're not demons. We're kind of in the middle. We're neither good nor bad.’

No, dude. You're just a demon."

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Israeli army says half of Iranian missiles have cluster munitions

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The balls on these f&cking goonbots

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BREAKING: Haaretz:

• Hegseth is arrogant and only Trump can put someone like him at the head of the largest ministry in the United States

• Hegseth is Trump's war minister with no experience and with a slogan of death for all Muslims, and he takes pleasure in violence and lacks empathy with the victims.

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South Park writers:

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Took the au pair out to eat and got her a new bra while the wife was at work

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“Put the au pair’s bra under his bed so that his wife will find it.”

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How the au pair looks at you when you tell her she can no longer walk around the house braless

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Nutrition science is the area of science that's suffered the most in the replication crisis. It is a graveyard of theories and pseudoscientific bullsh&t.

Now:

The HHS is going to make doctors to sit through 40 hours of classes where they'll have to take that bullsh&t seriously.

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JUST IN: Hezbollah have carried out 30 operations today

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Back in the 1950s, the CIA genetically engineered and created the tomato hornworm. The goal was to invade people's home gardens, decimate their tomatos and keep people from growing food on their own property

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A drone reportedly struck a facility housing U.S. diplomats near Baghdad airport, per a U.S. security official.

The attack is believed linked to earlier Iraqi resistance group strikes on the nearby U.S. Victoria Base.

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REPORTS of Iranian cluster missile launching in the skies over Palestine

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18-year-old Emir Balat from Pennsylvania got charged with terrorism after throwing two homemade bombs into a crowd near Gracie Mansion in New York on Saturday.

He bought the fuse for the bombs at a Phantom Fireworks store in Penndel, PA just two days after the US and Israel started striking Iran.

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The world is about to crack open its emergency oil piggy bank

The International Energy Agency has proposed the largest strategic oil reserve release in history, exceeding the 182 million barrels dumped onto markets after Russia invaded Ukraine in 2022.

IEA members are sitting on 1.2 billion barrels in public stocks plus 600 million in commercial reserves.

That's roughly 124 days of lost Gulf supply.

The decision only takes one country objecting to delay it.

The fact that they're even considering a release bigger than the one triggered by a European land war tells you how severe this energy crisis has become.

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Doctors now have to go do four hours of being a farmer.

lmao

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