The au pair in her room with the door conveniently opened just after your wife left for work

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Had to have “the talk” with my au pair today

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DEVELOPING: Iconic rapper Scarface revealed that in his near death experience there are no bright lights or people with their hands out, it was just darkness before waking up on a ventilator with tubes in his mouth after his open heart surgery

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That au pair when the husband said she had to wear a bra

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Amazing stuff going on here

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NEW - Boeing gets $298 million contract with Israel for around 5,000 air-launched smart bombs

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Does supplementing omega-3 fatty acids help people to live longer?

The Lyon Diet Heart Study has been cited to suggest going from 32:1 to 21:1 lowers mortality by 70% (p = 0.02, no multiplicity correction) in 27 months!

Thus, supplements should do a lot! They do nothing:

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That look the au pair gives you when you come home

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JUST IN: North Korea condemns US-Israeli attacks on Iran, labeling them an "illegal act of aggression" and violation of sovereignty

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BREAKING: IMPACT IN TEL AVIV JUST NOW

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BREAKING: US jobs numbers have now been revised down in each of the last 13 months, by a total of -710,000 jobs.

This means employment was initially overstated by an average of ~55,000 jobs per month.

US job numbers were revised down by another -4,000 jobs in January and -65,000 in December.

This brings the December reading down to -17,000, marking the 5th contraction over the last 9 months.

Since January 2024, there have been downward revisions in 24 out of 25 months.

US labor market data is more unreliable than ever.

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$SHAPE continuing to get attention

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9x on $SHAPE

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One of the Royal Navy's top Type 45 destroyers is heading out to join the action.

The HMS Dragon is the first major Royal Navy warship deployed to the region since the Iran crisis kicked off.

Looks like things are about to get hotter.

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$SHAPE 10x

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Hero NYPD chief who chased down bomb suspects speaks out: 'Once a cop, always a cop'

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