The au pair in her room with the door conveniently opened just after your wife left for work

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Had to have “the talk” with my au pair today

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DEVELOPING: Iconic rapper Scarface revealed that in his near death experience there are no bright lights or people with their hands out, it was just darkness before waking up on a ventilator with tubes in his mouth after his open heart surgery

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That au pair when the husband said she had to wear a bra

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Amazing stuff going on here

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NEW - Boeing gets $298 million contract with Israel for around 5,000 air-launched smart bombs

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Does supplementing omega-3 fatty acids help people to live longer?

The Lyon Diet Heart Study has been cited to suggest going from 32:1 to 21:1 lowers mortality by 70% (p = 0.02, no multiplicity correction) in 27 months!

Thus, supplements should do a lot! They do nothing:

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That look the au pair gives you when you come home

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JUST IN: North Korea condemns US-Israeli attacks on Iran, labeling them an "illegal act of aggression" and violation of sovereignty

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BREAKING: IMPACT IN TEL AVIV JUST NOW

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BREAKING: US jobs numbers have now been revised down in each of the last 13 months, by a total of -710,000 jobs.

This means employment was initially overstated by an average of ~55,000 jobs per month.

US job numbers were revised down by another -4,000 jobs in January and -65,000 in December.

This brings the December reading down to -17,000, marking the 5th contraction over the last 9 months.

Since January 2024, there have been downward revisions in 24 out of 25 months.

US labor market data is more unreliable than ever.

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$SHAPE continuing to get attention

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9x on $SHAPE

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