The world’s oldest living land animal - the Seychelles giant tortoise named Jonathan - has recently celebrated his 192nd birthday.

He was basically born ~30 years before the US Civil War started.

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I ran on low gas prices

I ran on ending wars

I ran on "America First."

Iran.

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Revolt against the modern world

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Someone ordered breakfast on DoorDash and their doorbell camera caught the driver stopping in front of the house to take a dump

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$VIX has fallen -22% in just two trading days. This has happened 50 times since 1990 (once every 9 months on average). What happens next?

60 days later:

NASDAQ was up 67% of the time. Average gain: +7%

180 days later

NASDAQ was up 80% of the time. Average gain: +13%

It is not a stretch to say the worst is behind us and that Bitcoin could finish 20% higher in 6 months to $85k+.

-- bitcoin gold oil stocks markets --

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Commander of the Navy of the Revolutionary Guards: No aggressor's ship has the right to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. If you have any doubts, just try it out!

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AMERICA’S GULF WAR MACHINE

From massive air bases to hidden logistics hubs, the US has built a vast military network across the Middle East

Military analyst Dmitry Kornev breaks down how this system actually works:

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BREAKING: STEVE WITKOFF SAYS ONE BOMB CAN TAKE ISRAEL OUT

"Look, Israel is a one bomb country. One bomb takes them out. That's why it's so existential to Israel."

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MOMENT IRAN LAUNCHES 35TH WAVE OF MISSILES — Tasnim

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BREAKING - Lebanon registers nearly 760,000 displaced by Israel war

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BREAKING: A record 39.3 million barrels of sanctioned crude are sitting on tankers off China's coast.

The stockpile includes 30.2 million barrels from Iran, 5.6 million from Venezuela, and 3.5 million from Russia.

This is up +454% from October and +17% from levels seen prior to the Iran war.

~77% of the crude is Iranian, but fresh offers have declined due to the ongoing war.

Furthermore, ~66% of the tankers are anchored in the Yellow Sea, with the rest in the South China Sea, indicating that most of the supply is parked close to China’s major refining hubs.

This floating stockpile acts as a buffer for China's private refiners, known as teapots, who have traditionally been the biggest buyers of discounted Iranian crude.

China can afford to weather the storm for now.

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