Just landed in Dubai. Never felt safer anywhere else in my life

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Human brain cells grown onto microchips and taught to play doom

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BREAKING: The NYPD has confirmed the arrest of two Muslim domestic terrorists. One threw a homemade shrapnel bomb containing nuts, bolts, and screws at conservative protesters in NYC while shouting “Allahu Akbar.” The device had a hobby fuse that could be ignited

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BREAKING: NYPD ID'S both suspects after attempted bomb attack on outside Gracie Mansion.

Device is Jar wrapped in black tape with NUTS BOLT AND SCREWES and fuse inside.

Video shows second suspect pass bomb along to another,

second suspect being arrested by the NYPD outside Gracie Mansion. Close up of the device.

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Share of people who agree with the statement:

“A wife should always obey her husband.”

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What if I miss

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Multiple fuel tanks are reported to be burning at Kuwait International Airport, with thick black smoke seen pouring into the sky, following an attack using drones and/or ballistic missiles by Iran

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Lets check in on NYC

Muslims throwing nail bombs on a Saturday.

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87% chance Crude Oil hits $100/barrel this month

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>be Donald Trump
>find countries with oil
>invade them
>retail panics
>price of oil soars
>sell stolen oil at a premium

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