BREAKING:

The moment Iranian state television announced the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

This moment will go down in history.

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BREAKING: Ali Khamenei Officially Receives 72-Virgin Goats Welcome Package in Hell

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Boomers with gold and silver watching WW3 unfold

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JUST IN: Bitcoin hits $68,000 after the Iran State Media acknowledges death of the Supreme Leader

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And that is why daddy built nuclear weapons

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Did you know?

An explosion of zinc fireworks occurs when a human egg is activated by a sperm enzyme, and the size of these “sparks” is a direct measure of its ability to develop into an embryo.

In other words, life begins with a flash of light.

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"Women should get two votes for a while"

This might be the worst policy proposal I've ever heard in my life.

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Marie Wilcox realized she was the last person on Earth who could speak the Wukchumni language fluently, so at 82, she taught herself to use a computer and spent seven years typing a 6,000-word Wukchumni dictionary, the first written record of the language in history, to save it from extinction

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They really thought he was bullsh&tting. Trump putting belt to ass this year beware

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BREAKING — Iranian military issues WARNING:

“In a few moments, the most destructive offensive operation in the history of the forces of the Islamic Regime in Iran will begin.”

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