Please, Iran, we beg you. Whatever you do, definitely do not destroy our top-secret, most valuable nuclear facility. We would not survive as a nation if you destroyed this building

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"Wow so you've been monitoring the situation in Iran all day?"

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> Israel and the US bombs you

> ohhhh we gotta retaliate

> *wipes Dubai off the map*

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Trump's property, which he received as a gift from the ruler of the UAE, was hit by an Iranian ballistic missile in Dubai

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WATCH: Iranian missiles fly by near the world’s tallest building, the Burj Khalifa, in Dubai

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Fun Fact:

There are 500+ oz of silver in a Tomahawk cruise missile.

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BREAKING: Iranian Shahed-136 drones reportedly continue attacking U.S. bases in Bahrain as strikes show no signs of stopping

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Sh&T popping off for real now! No sleep for me tonight

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Remember back when everyone used to think these clowns were competent and knew what they were doing?

Then the real estate developer from NYC and Palm Beach showed us how to get things done.

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He's definitely using google maps

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BREAKING: IRAN STATE TV CONFIRMS THE DEATH OF AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI

Absolutely INSANE.

WAY TO GO, PRESIDENT TRUMP!

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A Bahraini guy drove his scooter into the targeted US base and filmed from inside :)

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BREAKING:

The moment Iranian state television announced the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

This moment will go down in history.

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BREAKING: Ali Khamenei Officially Receives 72-Virgin Goats Welcome Package in Hell

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Boomers with gold and silver watching WW3 unfold

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