Panchi-kun is finally getting the social love he needs

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Hear me out.

In theory,

if the monkey was to randomly be shot and killed, $punch teleports to 9 figures right?

Any volunteers?

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Suspicious that your girl has 10+ body count?

Now you don't have to guess.

You paste her ig URL, and the app brutally estimates her body count by checking her followers, posts and stories.

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Reminder that the smartest man to ever live, John von Neumann, inventor of game theory, was a relentless advocate of nukes. To quote:

“If you told me we were going to nuke the Soviets next week, I’d ask ‘why not today’? If you told me we were doing it this afternoon, I’d ask ‘Why not now? What’s the hold up?’”

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Ghislaine Maxwell taunted with nickname 'CHOMO' (slang for child molester) in prison — her inmate tells TMZ

Also reeks of horrible 'armpit' smell and 'has horrible personal hygiene'

Even in prison, she can’t escape the stink of her past

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The only refugees who actually strengthen your country

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This is a beautiful system but what if I can't help my neighbor back right away?

Would it be okay to write down an IOU for them?

Maybe the IOUs could be tradeable, or even standardized, hmmm

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What kind of fish is that!?

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Burger King integrates ‘Patty’ AI into workers’ headsets

It tracks whether employees say ‘welcome,’ ‘please,’ ‘thank you’ and monitors if toilets are cleaned on time

However, apocalyptic Black Mirror supervisor will also help you with recipes

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Noose SNAPS MID-EXECUTION in Iran's Babolsar — granting a 22-year-old murderer an unexpected 2nd chance just as he believed death had claimed him

With mediation led by Olympic wrestling champion Hassan Yazdani, victim’s family chose forgiveness over revenge in spirit of Ramadan

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Bitcoin dropped $1,400 in the last 2 hours

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Pro-Palestine activists vandalized the monument of Winston Churchill in London

Graffiti read, "Stop the Genocide - Free Palestine"

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One of the top trades in this cycle was this wallet turning $17 into $3M on $Pnut

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An immigrant to New Hampshire appears to have killed her baby and thrown her into a pond

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Netanyahu takes Modi to a Holocaust memorial but Modi starts to worship the fire and flowers.

Onlookers are confused.

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>take this n&gga to auschwitz

>he starts worshipping the incinerators

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Lmao

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It would take a very mentally ill individual man to want to dress up like a woman, but then to also think you really are a woman ….. is a very severe mental illness. These people should be removed from the streets for the safety of everyone else

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