New Disney movie just dropped:

Sleeping Beauty. The beauty who puts you to sleep.. forever.

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BREAKING: Nvidia stock, $NVDA, extends gains to +4% after posting a record quarter, adding +$190 BILLION in market cap.

Earnings results include:

1. Record quarterly revenue of $68.1 billion

2. Q1 2026 revenue guidance of $79.6 billion

3. Data Center revenue up ~+1,200% since ChatGPT

4. Gross margin of ~75%

5. Free cash flow of $34.9 billion, up nearly +$20B YoY

Absolutely massive quarter by Nvidia.

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BREAKING: Jane Street has now deleted all posts from their official X account

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BREAKING: JD Vance and Mehmet Oz have just announced they are withholding $260 MILLION in Medicaid funds from the State of Minnesota due to FRAUD

“A LOT of people were getting rich off the American taxpayer!”

“There are kids that NEED these autism services, and the money is NOT going to those kids — it’s going to FRAUDSTERS in Minneapolis!”

KEEP DIGGING, JD!

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Milennials (noun):

A legendary tribe of 30-40 years old who look 25 but feel 65 who fueled by iced coffee, nostalgia, and mild panic

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My beautiful hapa daughter and my disgusting elliot rodger chud freak son

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Jane Street Quant Internship,

$300,000 Base Salary (4 months),

No programming experience needed.

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Market breadth is experiencing a historic improvement:

66% of S&P 500 stocks are outperforming the index year-to-date, the highest since data began in 1986.

The percentage has more than DOUBLED from the extreme concentration seen in 2023, 2024, and 2025, when only 29%, 29%, and 31% of stocks beat the index, respectively.

This is an even stronger reading than during the 2000 Dot-Com bubble burst in 2000-2002.

This means 332 of the S&P 500 members are exceeding the +0.7% YTD gain of the index.

Interestingly, Nvidia, $NVDA, is the only stock from the Magnificent 7 gaining more than the benchmark so far this year.

Market leadership becoming slightly broader.

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When my wife tells me to stop saying “GAZOONGA” every time I see a giant set of gazoongers at Costco

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The Giza pyramids could be as much as 12,000 years old and built by a lost advanced civilisation, according to independent researcher António Ambrósio from the Autonomous University of Barcelona.

In a paper that has not yet been peer-reviewed, he claims the pyramids were built thousands of years before ancient Egypt and were later taken over by Egyptians, who said they were tombs of Khufu, Khafre and Menkaure—even though no royal mummies or burial items were found inside.

He says the pyramids’ extremely precise stonework, almost perfectly flat base and alignment with the stars show a level of engineering that later Egyptian pyramids, built between 2500 BC and 2150 BC, did not match, suggesting they were created by a forgotten “supercivilisation.”

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'They pose a very GRAVE THREAT to the US' — Rubio on Iran

'They possess a large number of ballistic missiles — weapons capable of threatening Americans'

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