Jane Street’s trading strategies are so proprietary that the lawsuit had to be redacted for public safety.

Reads like a CIA memo.

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Bruv

solana

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AI SLOP: Gov. Abigail Spanberger's response to Trump's SOTU was written by AI w/o factchecking. For example, she claimed she was in the chamber where the House of Burgesses meeting occurred in 1705. She was blocks away in a building constructed in 1934

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Uh oh. I would have never have thought a chick that was this prepared for Covid would ever make a mistake of any kind

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Claude after killing a 100 year old software company with a single prompt

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He should have been more considerate

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NEW - Trump admin to withhold $259.5 million in Medicaid reimbursements for Minnesota pending a fraud investigation

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The Stage Effect That Turned Into A Fireball

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BREAKING: VP JD VANCE SAYS HALTING CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MEDICAID FUNDING TO STATE OF MINNESOTA

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Woman pulled out her bank to flex with her money after being called “broke” on Walmart line

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NEW - Iran has been rapidly loading an unusually high amount of oil onto tankers, possibly in preparations for a looming U.S. attack — Bloomberg

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We’re still laughing at you, dumbass

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This is truly incredible.

The sell-side order book on BTC/USDT has completely flattened.

Major sell walls have disappeared.

For weeks, every time Bitcoin lost a key level, a block of 888 BTC would suddenly appear on the ask capping any attempt to reclaim that level.

Now it’s gone. The lid has been removed.

If that price suppression was coming from Jane Street, it seems they’re finished.

Bitcoin might finally be free to run higher.

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Crypto market 2 days without Jane street

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Women are getting more animalistic

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BREAKING: Nvidia stock, $NVDA, surges above $200/share after reporting record quarterly revenue of $68.1 billion

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