There’s always that one guy

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BREAKING: Hedge funds sold global equities last week at the fastest pace since the April 2025 tariff turmoil.

Net selling in the week ending February 19th recorded a -1.54 standard deviation from typical levels, driven by short sales.

All regions were net sold, led by North America and Europe, where long exposure was reduced at the fastest pace in 5 months.

Single stocks and macro products, such as index futures and ETFs, made up 58% and 42% of total notional selling, respectively.

By sector, hedge funds dumped 7 of 11 global industry groups, led by financials, which posted their largest weekly sale since April.

Energy, healthcare, and staples were the only sectors to attract net buying, indicating a broad rotation into defensive stocks.

Bearish sentiment among hedge funds is intensifying.

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North Africans beat and robbed a man at a gas station in Spain. No one is safe in Europe

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Current Bitcoin price $64,490

4 years ago $38,377 (ROI 68%, CAGR 14%)

8 years ago $9,690 (ROI 566%, CAGR 27%)

12 years ago $535 (ROI 11943%, CAGR 49%)

OnThisDate $BTC BitcoinChartBot

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Bitcoin Bottom to Top vs. 4 & 8 Years Ago

Current Price: $64,490

Price 4 Years Ago: $38,377 (Scaled: $189,873)

Price 8 Years Ago: $9,690 (Scaled: $867,585)

as of 02/24/2026 $BTC BottomToTop BitcoinChartBot

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Bitcoin Year-End Price (2025): $87,496

Current Price (2026): $64,490

YTD Change: -26%

Bitcoin $BTC BitcoinYearlyCandles

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Do they know they're electing a 310-year-old British vampire

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Common internet lore holds that scammers use poor grammar and spelling intentionally

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Kek

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The boomer NPC mind cannot comprehend this

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BREAKING:

US Treasury just bought back $2,000,000,000 of its own debt.

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Is it me or is everyone crashing out this week?

Maintain your brain frens.

Remain C A L M

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Trump is likely going to issue an executive order requiring banks to collect citizenship information.

I am surprised this was not already happening.

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JUST IN - US Hockey team photographed meeting with Trump in Oval Office

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FOLLOWUP (0.82, took 0.1s):

NOW - The Eiffel Tower is illuminated tonight with the Ukrainian flag

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This study paints quite an interesting picture:

With GLP-1RAs, people DEFINITELY lived longer.

But they MAYBE had a slightly increased risk of pancreatic complications.

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