>be me, cartel sicario
>top boss El Mencho gets absolutely clapped in a joint op
>cartel_groupchat_is_seething.jpg
>leadership loses their minds, declares total war on the US
>say less
>load up the armored Hiluxes, strap on the Gucci plate carriers
>"we're taking back Texas, pendejos"
>roll up to the border looking like Mad Max: Sinaloa Drift
>ready to unleash the Russian and Chinese rockets we bought on the dark web
>suddenly the sky turns an unnatural shade of orange
>every single truck engine simultaneously bricks itself
>radios start blasting "God Bless the USA" on loop, bass-boosted
>try to rack my gold-plated AK
>it literally disassembles itself in my hands
>slam the rocket launch button
>the button just falls off the dashboard
>look at my squad
>homies are literally T-posing
>vocal cords disabled, can only communicate via terrified eye contact
>the entire cartel has literally been paused
>wake up the next day zip-tied in a holding cell
>Trump is on the TV grinning like an absolute menace
>"We used the Discombobulator. It was my name, I'm very proud of the name."
>"They pressed buttons and nothing worked. Everything was discombobulated... even including humans."
>mfw we brought Gucci AKs to a Discombobulator fight
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>top boss El Mencho gets absolutely clapped in a joint op
>cartel_groupchat_is_seething.jpg
>leadership loses their minds, declares total war on the US
>say less
>load up the armored Hiluxes, strap on the Gucci plate carriers
>"we're taking back Texas, pendejos"
>roll up to the border looking like Mad Max: Sinaloa Drift
>ready to unleash the Russian and Chinese rockets we bought on the dark web
>suddenly the sky turns an unnatural shade of orange
>every single truck engine simultaneously bricks itself
>radios start blasting "God Bless the USA" on loop, bass-boosted
>try to rack my gold-plated AK
>it literally disassembles itself in my hands
>slam the rocket launch button
>the button just falls off the dashboard
>look at my squad
>homies are literally T-posing
>vocal cords disabled, can only communicate via terrified eye contact
>the entire cartel has literally been paused
>wake up the next day zip-tied in a holding cell
>Trump is on the TV grinning like an absolute menace
>"We used the Discombobulator. It was my name, I'm very proud of the name."
>"They pressed buttons and nothing worked. Everything was discombobulated... even including humans."
>mfw we brought Gucci AKs to a Discombobulator fight
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BREAKING: Mexico says that the U.S. assisted in the operation to capture El Mencho, leader of the CJNG, by providing information to Mexico's military and intelligence apparatus
El Mencho was reportedly captured during the operation but died while being transferred by air to Mexico City
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El Mencho was reportedly captured during the operation but died while being transferred by air to Mexico City
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10 days ago the Mexican Senate voted to allow US special forces into the country for “training”
Today an “untouchable” cartel leader was executed.
Coincidence?
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Today an “untouchable” cartel leader was executed.
Coincidence?
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NEW: SATOSHI-ERA WHALE EXITS AFTER 15 YEARS, DUMPS $750M OF BTC
A dormant early miner from the Bitcoin genesis era has just offloaded 11,300 BTC, worth $750MILLION, closing a position that had remained untouched since the network’s earliest days.
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A dormant early miner from the Bitcoin genesis era has just offloaded 11,300 BTC, worth $750MILLION, closing a position that had remained untouched since the network’s earliest days.
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BREAKING: The first image of cartel boss "El Mencho" has reportedly leaked online
Still unconfirmed.
Nemesio Oseguera Cervantes led the Jalisco New Generation Cartel, one of Mexico's most powerful criminal organizations.
He was killed earlier today in a military operation.
The US had a $15 million bounty on him.
The man responsible for flooding America with fentanyl stayed faceless for years.
Now we might finally see who he was.
Media: OscarRamirezTJ
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Still unconfirmed.
Nemesio Oseguera Cervantes led the Jalisco New Generation Cartel, one of Mexico's most powerful criminal organizations.
He was killed earlier today in a military operation.
The US had a $15 million bounty on him.
The man responsible for flooding America with fentanyl stayed faceless for years.
Now we might finally see who he was.
Media: OscarRamirezTJ
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Security forces opted to move President Sheinbaum to a ship at sea, away from the possibility of an attack
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The coding LLM war escalated after OpenAI acquired the creator of OpenClaw.
I noticed Anthropic and Google blocked OpenCode from using their Pro plan subscriptions, so I really can use Codex and open-source models there.
Only OpenAI seems generous here.
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I noticed Anthropic and Google blocked OpenCode from using their Pro plan subscriptions, so I really can use Codex and open-source models there.
Only OpenAI seems generous here.
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Don’t worry guys, the Mexican army is here to save everyone!
Oh wait, this isn’t the army…
This is the Special Forces of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel!
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Oh wait, this isn’t the army…
This is the Special Forces of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel!
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