UPD: gave my openclaw agent $150 and said make money, autonomous mode, do not ask me anything

3 days later

bought 700 shares of russia ceasefire (down 10%) bought US strikes iran (down 3%)

bought jd vance 2028 (down 0.32%)

found a token called MUSHU went in for $33

MUSHU is down 73%

current portfolio: $84 out of $150

overall P&L: -44%

autonomous trading agent arc is NOT going well

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Seems like Anthropic lawyers sent some more love letters to OpenCode

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For every 1,000 likes this gets I’m going to put him in a different scenario

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BREAKING: Odds that the US confirms aliens exist reach a new all time high

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The aura loss is crazy i take back everything good i said about anthropic

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I showed my pregnant wife this and she actually began sobbing like "but he just made friends"

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JPMorgan promptly debanked Trump but this was fine (in 2010)

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When are we gonna get an AI dev that doesn’t pull some bs

“Bro literally went on TBPN, and while he’s on the stream with 200 viewers he starts selling the coin”

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Thailand, Bangkok. Thai police disguised themselves in dragon costumes to arrest a thief suspected of stealing Buddhist artefacts.

The 33-year-old suspect is accused of stealing several valuable Buddhist items, including two 12-inch Buddha statues, from a senior officer’s home after a break-in. Police estimated the value of the stolen items to be around 2m baht ($64 000).

Thai police watch too many movies.

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You can clearly see that he isn’t afraid of the big monkey; the first thing he does is run over to protect his " imaginary friend " from them

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She found a dog covered in mange and injured, fed her, and helped her recover; she had beautiful eyes, but they were hidden in her sadness and abandonment

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Me ever since finding out about Punch

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Everything is getting better for little Punch as the older monkeys came to support him. The monkey that went viral on social media in the past few days is starting to get some company

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2026.2.19

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This little monkey from Ichikawa Zoo in Japan was rejected by its mother at birth. To keep it from feeling lonely, the zookeepers gave it an IKEA orangutan plushie as a substitute mother.

The video of Punch hugging his plushie went so viral that the zoo was suddenly flooded with visitors overnight. The impact was so huge that the president of IKEA Japan himself went to the zoo in person to donate more plushies.

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