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Philly Mayor Cherelle Parker glitches on live tv when asked "what's a sanctuary city?"

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BREAKING: The odds of criminal charges against Epstein's clients are soaring.

38% chance.

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Hillary defends Bill and says he was not naughty with Jeffrey Epstein

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Marriage + Children = Happiness

This is for both men and women.

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NYC: The city’s Islamic Marxist Mayor Zohran Mamdani's revealed his secret plan to increase property taxes by 9.5%, the first increase in 20 years, to cover the $5 billion cost of his sanctuary policies

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The US college underemployment rate is at crisis levels:

The underemployment rate for recent college graduates is up to 42.5%, the highest since the 2020 pandemic peak.

This means nearly half of all recent graduates are working jobs that do not require a college degree.

The rate also matches the levels seen during the 2008 Financial Crisis.

Furthermore, 52.0% of all college graduates are underemployed upon initial entry into the labor market.

Even 10 years after graduation, 45.0% of college graduates remain underemployed.

Criminal justice majors have the highest underemployment rate at 67.2%, followed by performing arts at 62.3%, medical technicians at 57.9%, liberal arts at 56.5%, and anthropology at 55.9%.

Americans are paying more than ever for a degree that no longer guarantees the career it promises.

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VP: "We're going to make it easier to build and create homes. We're going to make it easier for Americans — rather than Wall Street — to buy those homes. We also need to get interest rates lower. That's a critical part of POTUS' agenda."

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Theo Von gets MOGGED by Chris Hemsworth

“You’re freaking looksmaxxing or whatever they call it. It’s got to be crazy being so handsome. I bet your mirror whenever it sees you it’s like ‘Ohhh yeah.’ I bet your mirror makes a positive sound. Does this seem gay at all?”

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Renee Rapp: "F*ck ICE, f*ck this administration, and f*ck Trump."

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Dave Chappelle visits Alex Pretti memorial in Minneapolis, will Dave Chappelle also visit families of Americans killed by illegal immigrants

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BREAKING: Trump announces that US-Japan trade deal has officially launched, which includes:

1. $550 billion investment by Japan in the US

2. Funding an LNG facility in Texas

3. Funding a gas power plant in Ohio

4. Funding a critical minerals plant in Georgia

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This app does still have its moments

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They promised to raise taxes on the Billionaires.

Now instead they are raising NYC property taxes on everyone.

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“This is extremely dangerous to our democracy”

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DEVELOPING: Sticker Mule is going viral after they attempted to give liberals a gift that turned out to be money but they kept getting turned down because of their support of Trump

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Markets think the Department of Homeland Security will definitely be shut down for two weeks, and likely for three

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