> raise $1m seed
> vibecode a pixel-perfect clone of a public SaaS in 45 mins
> post a github repo
> short the stock with $990k (20x leverage)
> spend remaining $10k on "SaaS is dead" influencers and AI engagement farmers
> watch the ticker tank 20%
> close position
> infinite money glitch
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> vibecode a pixel-perfect clone of a public SaaS in 45 mins
> post a github repo
> short the stock with $990k (20x leverage)
> spend remaining $10k on "SaaS is dead" influencers and AI engagement farmers
> watch the ticker tank 20%
> close position
> infinite money glitch
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$5,000,000,000 in short positions are piling up above.
Majority of longs have been liquidated already.
Time for shorts
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Majority of longs have been liquidated already.
Time for shorts
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Theyre trying to sell the solana whorehouse now on instagram (with an absolutely outrageous price tag at the end)
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Imagine you’re Dario Amodei.
You spent a year embarrassing OpenAI.
Everyone’s using Claude Code.
You’re winning.
Then you get comfortable.
You send a cease and desist to an open source GitHub project while sitting on a fresh $380B Claude valuation.
Your competitors see and smell blood.
Peter Steinberger sees it.
Sam Altman sees it too.
He puts him on a podcast.
You go on a podcast about… you.
Meanwhile the AI bros only want to hear about one thing: the agentic lobster synthesizer man.
But you’re in the wrong room discussing the wrong topic at the wrong time.
Your competition doesn’t make the same mistake.
They make him a huge offer.
He probably would’ve taken less.
But you insulted him.
Made him rebrand twice.
Now you buttfumbled at the 1 yard line.
Mark Sanchez would be proud.
A year behind in the AI race now.
And somehow you got posturemaxxed, jestergooned, and beardmogged all in the same week.
Comfort isn’t allowed in the AI space.
Greed will smite you.
Remember: timing is everything.
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You spent a year embarrassing OpenAI.
Everyone’s using Claude Code.
You’re winning.
Then you get comfortable.
You send a cease and desist to an open source GitHub project while sitting on a fresh $380B Claude valuation.
Your competitors see and smell blood.
Peter Steinberger sees it.
Sam Altman sees it too.
He puts him on a podcast.
You go on a podcast about… you.
Meanwhile the AI bros only want to hear about one thing: the agentic lobster synthesizer man.
But you’re in the wrong room discussing the wrong topic at the wrong time.
Your competition doesn’t make the same mistake.
They make him a huge offer.
He probably would’ve taken less.
But you insulted him.
Made him rebrand twice.
Now you buttfumbled at the 1 yard line.
Mark Sanchez would be proud.
A year behind in the AI race now.
And somehow you got posturemaxxed, jestergooned, and beardmogged all in the same week.
Comfort isn’t allowed in the AI space.
Greed will smite you.
Remember: timing is everything.
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The sbf account is unfollowing everyone who posts this leaked photo of sam and diddy from prison
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BREAKING:
White House says Trump calls for the U.S. Senate to swiftly confirm Kevin Warsh as Fed Chair.
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White House says Trump calls for the U.S. Senate to swiftly confirm Kevin Warsh as Fed Chair.
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A 107-year-old Chinese grandmother pulls out a sweet from her pocket and gives it to her 84-year-old daughter
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It’s Maslenitsa week in Russia
A holiday marking the end of winter and the start of the warm season
The main Maslenitsa dish is blini (Russian pancakes), symbolizing the sun and the coming spring
On the last day a straw effigy of Winter is burned — a fiery farewell to the cold
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A holiday marking the end of winter and the start of the warm season
The main Maslenitsa dish is blini (Russian pancakes), symbolizing the sun and the coming spring
On the last day a straw effigy of Winter is burned — a fiery farewell to the cold
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