Jacksonville, Ill. — A female-to-male-identifying woman named Marissa "Marty" Teubner has been arrested over the shooting m—rder of a woman.

Teubner, who uses "he/him" pronouns, is charged with first-degree homicide and aggravated discharge of a firearm.

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That's gotta be a real cold feeling

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JPMORGAN CEO REJECTS FED CHAIR ROLE

Jamie Dimon said he would “absolutely positively no chance, no way, no how” accept becoming Fed Chair.

He said he would consider Treasury Secretary, but added:

“What they want and how they want to operate would be important to me.”

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"it's a tibetan sign"

"Are you tibetan?"

"I could be"

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Happy (belated) Valentines

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Are you this old!? FVCKING EPIC!

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The usual suspects in Germany beat and rob a German and no one intervenes, they just film. Thanks Merkel

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Palantir boss wants to 'drone FENTANYL-LACED URINE' on CIVILIANS as admits 'lower' code

Pentagon gave leg-twitching Karp $10B

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INSIDERS ARE ABOUT TO DUMP STOCKS AT THE FASTEST PACE SINCE THE PANDEMIC.

I analyzed the top 100 insider trades of the past week. Here's what’s happening:

- Zero buys

- 100% proposed sales

- Largest single sale: $2.22 billion

- Total proposed sales (top 100 trades): over $50 billion

The timing couldn’t be worse.

The US economy is fragile.

Stocks look weak.

Global uncertainty remains high.

If this massive selling occurs in the coming months, it could devastate the markets.

In a stock market dump, our crypto bags will likely go into hibernation.

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Politico called the viral photo of Kallas from the Munich Conference the "worst poker face".

Her face became a "symbol of Europe's discontent towards Americans", the article says.

The head of European diplomacy pursed her lips and puffed out her cheeks when US Permanent Representative to the UN Walts was talking about Washington's successes in ending numerous wars.

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> raise $1m seed

> vibecode a pixel-perfect clone of a public SaaS in 45 mins

> post a github repo

> short the stock with $990k (20x leverage)

> spend remaining $10k on "SaaS is dead" influencers and AI engagement farmers

> watch the ticker tank 20%

> close position

> infinite money glitch

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$5,000,000,000 in short positions are piling up above.

Majority of longs have been liquidated already.

Time for shorts

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Theyre trying to sell the solana whorehouse now on instagram (with an absolutely outrageous price tag at the end)

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Imagine you’re Dario Amodei.

You spent a year embarrassing OpenAI.

Everyone’s using Claude Code.

You’re winning.

Then you get comfortable.

You send a cease and desist to an open source GitHub project while sitting on a fresh $380B Claude valuation.

Your competitors see and smell blood.

Peter Steinberger sees it.

Sam Altman sees it too.

He puts him on a podcast.

You go on a podcast about… you.

Meanwhile the AI bros only want to hear about one thing: the agentic lobster synthesizer man.

But you’re in the wrong room discussing the wrong topic at the wrong time.

Your competition doesn’t make the same mistake.

They make him a huge offer.

He probably would’ve taken less.

But you insulted him.

Made him rebrand twice.

Now you buttfumbled at the 1 yard line.

Mark Sanchez would be proud.

A year behind in the AI race now.

And somehow you got posturemaxxed, jestergooned, and beardmogged all in the same week.

Comfort isn’t allowed in the AI space.

Greed will smite you.

Remember: timing is everything.

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Most honest blacks

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JUST IN - German foreign minister slams France over defence spending

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"Where are French people?" Tourist shocked by what he sees in France

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The world's highest suspension bridge

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The sbf account is unfollowing everyone who posts this leaked photo of sam and diddy from prison

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