What is happening in crypto?

Since October 10th, crypto markets are now down -50%, erasing $2.2 TRILLION worth of market cap.

Bitcoin has officially erased ALL of its post-election rally, now down -10% since Trump's election.

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As of 8:00 AM ET today, Bitcoin has officially erased its post-election rally.

Yet, over the last 60 days, the fundamental picture for crypto is actually vastly unchanged.

This is why many investors are confused.

Why is crypto crashing if the fundamental picture is unchanged?

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How it feels to be a delusionally optimist bull around beartards

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NEW: The World Anti-Doping Agency is reportedly investigating whether or not Olympic ski jumpers are injecting their pen*s' with hyaluronic acid for a competitive edge.

The announcement comes after German newspaper Bild reported on the bizarre accusation.

The outlet reports that multiple people were previously banned from competing after it was revealed they adjusted their suits around the crotch area to provide extra lift.

The scheme made the suits larger, reducing the rate at which they descended.

One study found that for every 2cm in "suit size circumference," there was a 4% reduction in drag, increasing lift by 5%, which can reportedly add an extra 5.8 meters in the length of the jump.

"Jumpers have switched to other methods to game the system when they are measured for their suits, data for which is taken by a 3D scanner from the lowest point of their genitals," the Guardian reported.

"They include injecting acid into their penises or putting clay in their underwear to make their measurements temporarily bigger and therefore their suits looser for when they compete."

In response to the report, Wada president Witold Banka said he was "going to look at it."

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Hey at least you’re not in fiat suffering inflation right?

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Waking up after remembering your portfolio all time high 3 nights in a row

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A whale has been longing $BTC, $ETH, $SOL and $ZEC since Jan 2026.

Today, he got fully liquidated and lost $16 MILLION.

He now has only $2,200 left in his account.

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hmm

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We’ll see

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Racing Opus 4.6 against 4.5 to max out a Runescape account

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Literally better than anything produced by abstract expressionists since the end of the Second World War

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There is currently a massive edit war on Wikipedia trying to redefine what "goyim" and "goy" mean in order to lie to normies that "it doesn't actually mean what it 100% means"

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BREAKING: I was able to find video from just 8 months ago of Epstein's last girlfriend, Karyna Shuliak, who he gave $100M to in his will. He was also considering marrying her. She reportedly knew him since 2012.

Shuliak was also the last person to speak to Epstein before his death.

Video from the 2025 Columbia University College of Dental Medicine graduation ceremony.

She has to know something.

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