Bitcoin is down 25% and my girlfriend has spent 3k on candles in the last month someone f&cking shoot me
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HOLY SH&T
Anthropic Just Triggered a $285B Market Crash
Bloomberg just reported that Anthropic released a new AI tool that caused:
• $285 billion wiped out across software, finance, and asset management stocks
• 6% drop in Goldman's software basket (biggest since April)
• 7% crash in financial services index
• Nasdaq down 2.4% at its worst
This is MASSIVE. The market literally panicked over an AI automation tool.
If you work in software, legal, or IT services, this changes everything.
You just don't know it yet.
On Jan 30, Anthropic quietly released 11 plugins for Claude Cowork.
Not a new model , but plugins.
But these plugins don't work inside your software.
They replace it entirely.
things like financial modeling & sales workflows, which lead to;
• RELX (LexisNexis): -14%
• Infosys: -7%
• TCS: -6%
• Wolters Kluwer: -13%
Wall Street is calling it the "SaaSpocalypse."
Because for the first time, a foundation model company didn't just build the AI.
They built the application layer too.
Anthropic isn't selling APIs anymore.
They're owning entire workflows.
Why pay $50K/year for legal software when Claude does it for $20/month?
Why hire 500 IT consultants when one AI agent works 24/7?
& the scary part?
This is just 11 plugins in a research preview.
Imagine what's coming next.
If your company's value prop is "we automate X"...
You're now competing with Claude.
And Claude costs 1% of what you do.
You're either building with AI, or getting replaced by it.
No middle ground anymore.
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Anthropic Just Triggered a $285B Market Crash
Bloomberg just reported that Anthropic released a new AI tool that caused:
• $285 billion wiped out across software, finance, and asset management stocks
• 6% drop in Goldman's software basket (biggest since April)
• 7% crash in financial services index
• Nasdaq down 2.4% at its worst
This is MASSIVE. The market literally panicked over an AI automation tool.
If you work in software, legal, or IT services, this changes everything.
You just don't know it yet.
On Jan 30, Anthropic quietly released 11 plugins for Claude Cowork.
Not a new model , but plugins.
But these plugins don't work inside your software.
They replace it entirely.
things like financial modeling & sales workflows, which lead to;
• RELX (LexisNexis): -14%
• Infosys: -7%
• TCS: -6%
• Wolters Kluwer: -13%
Wall Street is calling it the "SaaSpocalypse."
Because for the first time, a foundation model company didn't just build the AI.
They built the application layer too.
Anthropic isn't selling APIs anymore.
They're owning entire workflows.
Why pay $50K/year for legal software when Claude does it for $20/month?
Why hire 500 IT consultants when one AI agent works 24/7?
& the scary part?
This is just 11 plugins in a research preview.
Imagine what's coming next.
If your company's value prop is "we automate X"...
You're now competing with Claude.
And Claude costs 1% of what you do.
You're either building with AI, or getting replaced by it.
No middle ground anymore.
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Trading hack:
Asset underperforming? Just divide it by whatever's been absolutely ripping lately and call the low ratio a buy signal. No rationale needed. No thesis. You can make literally anything a buy signal if you price it against the best perfomer. Awesome, innit?
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Asset underperforming? Just divide it by whatever's been absolutely ripping lately and call the low ratio a buy signal. No rationale needed. No thesis. You can make literally anything a buy signal if you price it against the best perfomer. Awesome, innit?
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JUST IN: Michael Saylor's Strategy currently has a $2,100,000,000 unrealized loss on its Bitcoin investment
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Aussie kid who swam 4km to save his family reveals when he finally got to shore the beach was full of foreigners and he couldn't get any help
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BREAKING: Silver prices crash -22% in 2 hours, now dropping below $74/oz, as metals post a massive reversal.
That’s -$17/oz in just two hours.
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That’s -$17/oz in just two hours.
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A Portland mother said she wants to bring her children to anti-ICE protests, saying death would be an easier option
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BREAKING: Bitcoin has officially erased post-election gains, now falling to $71,000, its lowest level since November 6th, 2024
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In the last 2 months, China has started construction on another 8 nuclear reactors bringing the total to 38. The US meanwhile issues press releases and strongly worded LOIs
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