Rotating out of my house for the nearest overpass as we speak
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Wow orangie finally forced outside his house after memecoin volume dies
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Yesterday, my ClawdBot aksed me:
- Can you buy me a MacStudio for $10,000?
I said:
- No, but you can have $1,000 to trade and earn for it
Today, I am $1,000 poorer and he still has no MacStudio
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- Can you buy me a MacStudio for $10,000?
I said:
- No, but you can have $1,000 to trade and earn for it
Today, I am $1,000 poorer and he still has no MacStudio
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So moonpay just paid $1k for ad spaceβ¦on a toilet.
Sound dumb?
Not when it nets you 1.3M views and under $1 CPM ($0.83)
A lot of crypto companies have 0 creativity for distribution.
True growth hack. Small teams take note.
GGβs Moonpay marketing team
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Sound dumb?
Not when it nets you 1.3M views and under $1 CPM ($0.83)
A lot of crypto companies have 0 creativity for distribution.
True growth hack. Small teams take note.
GGβs Moonpay marketing team
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Solana docs are now LLM-ready
Just add .md to any URL
solana.com/docs/core
β solana.com/docs/core.md
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Just add .md to any URL
solana.com/docs/core
β solana.com/docs/core.md
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Bitcoin is down 25% and my girlfriend has spent 3k on candles in the last month someone f&cking shoot me
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Okay. Iβve changed my mind. We need to be putting weight-loss drugs in the water supply
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HOLY SH&T
Anthropic Just Triggered a $285B Market Crash
Bloomberg just reported that Anthropic released a new AI tool that caused:
β’ $285 billion wiped out across software, finance, and asset management stocks
β’ 6% drop in Goldman's software basket (biggest since April)
β’ 7% crash in financial services index
β’ Nasdaq down 2.4% at its worst
This is MASSIVE. The market literally panicked over an AI automation tool.
If you work in software, legal, or IT services, this changes everything.
You just don't know it yet.
On Jan 30, Anthropic quietly released 11 plugins for Claude Cowork.
Not a new model , but plugins.
But these plugins don't work inside your software.
They replace it entirely.
things like financial modeling & sales workflows, which lead to;
β’ RELX (LexisNexis): -14%
β’ Infosys: -7%
β’ TCS: -6%
β’ Wolters Kluwer: -13%
Wall Street is calling it the "SaaSpocalypse."
Because for the first time, a foundation model company didn't just build the AI.
They built the application layer too.
Anthropic isn't selling APIs anymore.
They're owning entire workflows.
Why pay $50K/year for legal software when Claude does it for $20/month?
Why hire 500 IT consultants when one AI agent works 24/7?
& the scary part?
This is just 11 plugins in a research preview.
Imagine what's coming next.
If your company's value prop is "we automate X"...
You're now competing with Claude.
And Claude costs 1% of what you do.
You're either building with AI, or getting replaced by it.
No middle ground anymore.
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Anthropic Just Triggered a $285B Market Crash
Bloomberg just reported that Anthropic released a new AI tool that caused:
β’ $285 billion wiped out across software, finance, and asset management stocks
β’ 6% drop in Goldman's software basket (biggest since April)
β’ 7% crash in financial services index
β’ Nasdaq down 2.4% at its worst
This is MASSIVE. The market literally panicked over an AI automation tool.
If you work in software, legal, or IT services, this changes everything.
You just don't know it yet.
On Jan 30, Anthropic quietly released 11 plugins for Claude Cowork.
Not a new model , but plugins.
But these plugins don't work inside your software.
They replace it entirely.
things like financial modeling & sales workflows, which lead to;
β’ RELX (LexisNexis): -14%
β’ Infosys: -7%
β’ TCS: -6%
β’ Wolters Kluwer: -13%
Wall Street is calling it the "SaaSpocalypse."
Because for the first time, a foundation model company didn't just build the AI.
They built the application layer too.
Anthropic isn't selling APIs anymore.
They're owning entire workflows.
Why pay $50K/year for legal software when Claude does it for $20/month?
Why hire 500 IT consultants when one AI agent works 24/7?
& the scary part?
This is just 11 plugins in a research preview.
Imagine what's coming next.
If your company's value prop is "we automate X"...
You're now competing with Claude.
And Claude costs 1% of what you do.
You're either building with AI, or getting replaced by it.
No middle ground anymore.
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I will hold my coins to zero because im not a pussy like you
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Trading hack:
Asset underperforming? Just divide it by whatever's been absolutely ripping lately and call the low ratio a buy signal. No rationale needed. No thesis. You can make literally anything a buy signal if you price it against the best perfomer. Awesome, innit?
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Asset underperforming? Just divide it by whatever's been absolutely ripping lately and call the low ratio a buy signal. No rationale needed. No thesis. You can make literally anything a buy signal if you price it against the best perfomer. Awesome, innit?
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Saudi Arabia to provide passports for kingdom's beloved camels
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