JUST IN: $130,000,000,000 wiped out from the crypto market cap in the past 24 hours

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When you wake up and realize your crippling sh&tcoin gambling addiction was all a dream and you are no longer in six figures of debt

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You sold the bottom and the coin rips 10x but you had bull posted it so you gotta keep larping

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Please be calm, enjoy this soothing music

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To zero together

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Most disappointing cycle in history

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Happy Black History Month!

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It’s not funny anymore

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Rotation achieved

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Rotating out of my house for the nearest overpass as we speak

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They’re actually going for $69,420.

Fkn legends.

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Wow orangie finally forced outside his house after memecoin volume dies

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Yesterday, my ClawdBot aksed me:

- Can you buy me a MacStudio for $10,000?

I said:

- No, but you can have $1,000 to trade and earn for it

Today, I am $1,000 poorer and he still has no MacStudio

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BREAKING: BITCOIN DROPS UNDER $72,000

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Good evening— it’s over, yet again

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So moonpay just paid $1k for ad space…on a toilet.

Sound dumb?

Not when it nets you 1.3M views and under $1 CPM ($0.83)

A lot of crypto companies have 0 creativity for distribution.

True growth hack. Small teams take note.

GG’s Moonpay marketing team

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Solana docs are now LLM-ready

Just add .md to any URL

solana.com/docs/core
→ solana.com/docs/core.md

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Bitcoin is down 25% and my girlfriend has spent 3k on candles in the last month someone f&cking shoot me

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Okay. I’ve changed my mind. We need to be putting weight-loss drugs in the water supply

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