If it turns out that Epstein is actually still alive people are going to flip.

Sounds insane. But let’s examine the evidence:

An hour before Epstein’s death was announced, a series of 4chan posts from an MCC prison guard appeared claiming a body swap took place, with a van arriving that didn’t check into the prison and violated other prison protocols.

From the recent Epstein drop, we know the FBI investigated the person behind this post HARD. And it’s now confirmed from bank statements affiliated with the subpoenas that the person who made those posts was an actual MCC prison guard named Roberto Grijalva.

There are other anomalies as well - the cell was not preserved as a crime scene, violating Bureau of Prisons protocol. Epstein’s “body” was removed before FBI agents arrived, and no photos were taken of the body in the cell. Items in the cell (e.g., medications, a noose) were moved or disturbed during the initial investigation, leading experts to criticize the handling as “shoddy” and potentially compromising evidence. It’s not a smoking gun in itself, but this disarray adds evidence to the likelihood of a body swap.

Additionally, no DNA evidence or fingerprint confirmations exist of Jeff Epstein’s body, because his brother Mark “identified” the body as real. Would Mark have an incentive to lie about his brother actually being dead? And even instigate a fake fight over whether he was murdered or committed suicide in order to distract from the theory that he’s alive? Hmmm .

If everything Roberto posted is true (it very well may be), it could mean that Epstein is still alive today, probably drinking mojitos on a beach in Tel Aviv, laughing and sh&tposting from an alt account. It wouldn’t make sense for them to swap Epstein out just to kill him elsewhere.

So if you’re reading this - Hi Jeff please pump Crypto or something.

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