“Me and my mates are doing parties today - wondered if you want to come round?”

Lady:- “Leave me alone or the dog will bite you”

Man:- “oh yeh - the dog won’t do sh*t”

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BREAKING: FIDELITY INVESTMENTS IS LAUNCHING ITS FIRST STABLECOIN, THE FIDELITY DIGITAL DOLLAR (FIDD), BASED ON THE ETHEREUM NETWORK

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NEW: RobinhoodApp CEO vladtenev SAYS THAT IN EUROPE "IN THE COMING MONTHS, WE’RE PLANNING TO UNLOCK 24/7 TRADING AND DEFI ACCESS, WHICH WILL ALLOW INVESTORS TO SELF-CUSTODY THEIR STOCK TOKENS, WITH POSSIBILITIES FOR LENDING, STAKING AND MORE"

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JUST IN - First Lady Melania Trump is presented with a medallion from NYSE President Lynn Martin:

"On the front of the medallion are six pillars... they stand for access to free markets around the globe, and the concept of freedom, which I know you fight for every single day."

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In Lyon’s Guillotière metro station, an immigrant stabbed a man in the neck after an accidental bump.

Completely normal behavior.

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Where was America at 6999?

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BREAKING First Lady Melania Trump rings the opening bell of the New York Stock Exchange

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NEW: SOLANA-BASED ASSET GATEWAY Sunrise_DeFi SAYS “SOMETHING LIQUID IS COMING TO SOLANA”

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The Fed is not going to cut interest rates today. What’s the over/under on how long it takes for Trump to add an insult to this list?

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In 1949, the ‘Electric House of the Future’ imagined modern living powered by electricity and automation

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BREAKING

S&P 500 has hit 7,000 for the first time ever.

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