Base $CLAWD cookin

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The average lifespan is 77.

Middle age isn't 50,

it's 38.

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I like how Ilhan’s people were like let’s put the weird unstable looking guy in the front row

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Here’s an acknowledgement that the Signal network is engaging in illegal activity

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PLANE CARRYING NCP LEADER and Maharashtra Deputy Chief Minister Ajit Pawar CRASHED in Maharashtra's Baramati — India Today

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St. Paul, Minnesota, Mayor Kaohly Her says that she has personally locked doors at supermarkets to prevent ICE from arresting illegal aliens.

Her admitted in this interview to committing a crime against immigration officers.

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CLAWDBOT SUPER SWARM

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The Nietzschean Penguin is becoming a new kind of faith.

Most people live merely to survive, having long abandoned their dreams and will.

But this penguin is different,

it does not live because it must, but because it chooses to.

I know the world is absurd, yet I still choose to stand.

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Trump said that he feels even worse about Renee Good’s death than Alex Pretti because her parents were “Trump fans.”

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$MOLTY update

Tbh no idea

Will say though… kinda hate then name?

Clawd was kinda hilarious, like a retarded way of saying Claude, boden-style

Molty is just… moldy

And online lots of people refuse to use the new name, still preferring clawd because it’s funnier and 90% of why people are talking about it is for jokes

Idk

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The penguin did not abandon the colony to become different. He left because he already was.

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How everyone using Claude has been moving the past couple of weeks

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Me walking into 2026 knowing I’m about to make a finance bro’s decade salary off a penguin and a pigeon

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Binance penguin posting

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BREAKING: S&P 500 futures officially rise above 7,000 for the first time in history.

Asset prices just keep on rising.

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