Wait, $RALPH dev was FAT?

Obesity signal never fails

Previously

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Obesity signal

Whether for memecoin founders, crypto CEOs, or politicians

— Obese ones tend to be far more corrupt,

far more likely to intentionally screw everyone,

even when there was no reason to screw everyone at all, and all sides could’ve greatly benefited

Sounds like total nonsense but the evidence is overwhelming

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More obese = more corrupt

Obesity signal

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Does the way these obese guys instantly give up and get more corrupt sound a lot like what so many of the female memecoin founders have done?

Instantly giving up and wrecking things for zero good reason at all, creating unforced disasters so stupid that few can comprehend?

CORRECT

OBESITY INCREASES ESTROGEN, DECREASES TESTOSTERONE

These dudes are behaving like female memecoin founders

…because their hormones are literally turning them feminine

Obesity -> More estrogen & less testosterone -> destroying things for no reason -> Stress leading to more Obesity

Deadly feedback loop

Obesity signal

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BREAKING: US Initial Jobless Claims

Actual: 200K

Expected: 212K

Lower than expected signalling a strong economy.

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NOW - Ireland's Minister for Enterprise, Peter Burke, says one in five people working in Ireland were not born in Ireland: "It's frequently said you would have 60-70 different languages spoken in many of the offices... which is a good testament to our diversity."

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JUST IN: 95% chance of a Fed rate cut pause at the Jan. 28 FOMC meeting after jobless claims come in lower than expected

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Connect the dots:

Trump demands "total access" to Greenland (unlimited military bases, no time limit)

Threatens retaliation if Europe sells US bonds

Says Supreme Court ruling "doesn't matter, we'll do something else"

Suspends tariffs after "framework deal" with NATO

This is the new playbook:

→ Make impossible demand

→ Create financial/trade pressure → Get "framework" that gives you 80% of what you want

→ Call it a win

Markets dump during steps 1-2. Markets rally during steps 3-4.

The pattern is VISIBLE.

Yet retail panic sells every single time.

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WHITE LIBERAL WOMEN ARE THE WORST…

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Why would there be a need for a sign such as this in the UK?

Since when did Englishmen start sh&tting in the park?

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We need to understand that the real Market cycle is not just about the traditional 4-year cycle, QT Ending, QE Begins, and Rate cuts

Macro Markets move because of what we called “The Business Cycle”.

The “4-year cycle” exists because the last 3 global business cycles were 4 years

And bitcoin has always followed the global business cycle, not the halving alone.

When the business cycle topped → BTC topped

When it bottomed → BTC Followed

Even the structure of BTC cycles mirrors business cycle metrics.

In the Past 3 years, it’s obvious that the Business cycle indicator is in the contraction phase (Sideways)

The indicator never broke above 55 → crypto never went parabolic.

Why this time is different:

-US debt maturity was extended over 1.5 years after COVID rate cuts

-Logically, that likely extended the business cycle by 1.5 years too.

As long as the economy is still in a slowdown phase, explosive crypto rallies are not possible.

When the business cycle starts expanding again, that’s when Bitcoin historically makes its biggest moves.

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Crypto dumping a bit after jobless claims come in lower than expected

Smh

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If only governments could "throw off domestic constraints" Carney's vision of an technocratic neoliberal paradise would come true

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Trump on Spain:

“I got almost all NATO allies to agree to raise defense spending to 5% of GDP; all except Spain.

I don’t understand Spain’s position. Why are they refusing? It gives the impression that they intend to benefit without contributing.

We’ll have to sit down and talk with Spain.”

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NEW: DOGECOIN FOUNDATION-BACKED 21SHARES DOGE ETF LAUNCHES ON NASDAQ

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The publicly traded company defidevcorp

launched a memecoin $DONT...

It is currently at a 14mil mcap

While the ENTIRE COMPANY of $DFDV is at 200mil...

AND THEY ARE HOLDING 30% ON THEIR PUBLIC BALANCE SHEET!?

This is the most ridiculous thing in the world.

So if the memecoin goes to 1bil marketcap.

Then DFDV will have added 300mil of theoretical value to their company... which is MORE than their circulating market cap... on a PUBLICLY traded company...

What the hell are we doing here...

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