NOW - FIFA President at WEF: "This is not a ball... this is a magic instrument that transforms people, into happy people."

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California governor says Trump destroyed '80 years of alliances'

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BREAKING Trump warns of 'big retaliation' if Europeans dump Treasuries: ‘..And we have all the cards’

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NOW - Finland's President: "There seems to be a narrative that Ukraine is losing this war and I simply don't buy that... it's a Russian narrative which has been also floated a lot in the U.S."

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Wait, $RALPH dev was FAT?

Obesity signal never fails

Previously

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Obesity signal

Whether for memecoin founders, crypto CEOs, or politicians

— Obese ones tend to be far more corrupt,

far more likely to intentionally screw everyone,

even when there was no reason to screw everyone at all, and all sides could’ve greatly benefited

Sounds like total nonsense but the evidence is overwhelming

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More obese = more corrupt

Obesity signal

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Does the way these obese guys instantly give up and get more corrupt sound a lot like what so many of the female memecoin founders have done?

Instantly giving up and wrecking things for zero good reason at all, creating unforced disasters so stupid that few can comprehend?

CORRECT

OBESITY INCREASES ESTROGEN, DECREASES TESTOSTERONE

These dudes are behaving like female memecoin founders

…because their hormones are literally turning them feminine

Obesity -> More estrogen & less testosterone -> destroying things for no reason -> Stress leading to more Obesity

Deadly feedback loop

Obesity signal

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BREAKING: US Initial Jobless Claims

Actual: 200K

Expected: 212K

Lower than expected signalling a strong economy.

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NOW - Ireland's Minister for Enterprise, Peter Burke, says one in five people working in Ireland were not born in Ireland: "It's frequently said you would have 60-70 different languages spoken in many of the offices... which is a good testament to our diversity."

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JUST IN: 95% chance of a Fed rate cut pause at the Jan. 28 FOMC meeting after jobless claims come in lower than expected

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Connect the dots:

Trump demands "total access" to Greenland (unlimited military bases, no time limit)

Threatens retaliation if Europe sells US bonds

Says Supreme Court ruling "doesn't matter, we'll do something else"

Suspends tariffs after "framework deal" with NATO

This is the new playbook:

→ Make impossible demand

→ Create financial/trade pressure → Get "framework" that gives you 80% of what you want

→ Call it a win

Markets dump during steps 1-2. Markets rally during steps 3-4.

The pattern is VISIBLE.

Yet retail panic sells every single time.

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