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NEW: Officials are searching for several monkeys on the loose in St. Louis, Missouri. They are to be considered extremely horny and dangerous
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The left are being annihilated.
Their socialist allies in Venezuela have been taken out, and their Islamist allies in Iran are about to be taken out.
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Their socialist allies in Venezuela have been taken out, and their Islamist allies in Iran are about to be taken out.
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NEW - Over 17 million Instagram users have had their personal details leaked and released onto the dark web in a data breach
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“The Trump administration has held initial discussions on potential strikes against Iran.”
— WSJ
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Robinhood has sent me a solid gold credit card, containing 15 grams of pure gold, valued at over $2,000.
Although it weighs 36 grams in full, it isn't actually made from gold. It is made *out of* gold, yes. But it is made from blood.
The blood of a million young men, lured in by their frenzied desires to amass wealth, kept in play by playful invitations to purchase call options and dead meme coins, backed by relentlessly encouraging push notifications the moment their value moves by a mere percentage point.
The blood isn't a metaphor, because if you do the math for how many suicides due to financial distress and gambling are required to subsidize the elegant corporate machinery that has produced several thousand free credit cards made of solid gold, it turns out that each cardholder can attribute more weight in blood than weight in gold to the creation of their card. Claude checked my math.
The full picture is colored much more vividly, though. Amidst the subsidization is the revolutionary abolition of fees to purchase stocks, interfaces so simple that anyone of any background can save for their future, and margin lending rates only slightly higher than a billionaire would receive.
Robinhood is an amazing company, it's true. They have 11 distinct business lines each generating $100M or more in annualized revenue. These lines include options trading, crypto trading, margin interest, and now even prediction markets. Their art business isn't listed yet, but I'm a patron nonetheless.
I consider the card a morose yet genuine work of art. I deeply value it. Art, that is.
I spent twenty minutes taking this photo. I used a 16mm f/1.4 lens, positioned the flame of a beeswax candle at just the right angle to illuminate the gold, and spent more time tuning the depth of field than I'd prefer to admit. I think I like it more than the official ones.
I receive cash back of 3% on every purchase, a rate nearly unrivaled among cards this easy to get. Yet every time I try to redeem my points I have to first scroll past the Mystery Box. I don't mean this as a metaphor, I'm just trying to quote the redemption page accurately.
I may never know what is in the box, should my strength not falter. I swipe down, and am told I can redeem my points for statement credit. But upon reading the fine print, it turns out that each point isn't actually redeemed for a full $0.01, and I lose 30% of the value if I accept.
To get my full 3% cash back, my only redemption option is to deposit straight into my Robinhood account. Ah.
I press continue. As I blink, I keep my eyes closed for an extra half-second as a prayer to myself that I may have resolve stronger than the many who have already fallen.
My phone's success haptic tingles my hand.
Redemption complete.
I'm smiling. It's beautiful.
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Although it weighs 36 grams in full, it isn't actually made from gold. It is made *out of* gold, yes. But it is made from blood.
The blood of a million young men, lured in by their frenzied desires to amass wealth, kept in play by playful invitations to purchase call options and dead meme coins, backed by relentlessly encouraging push notifications the moment their value moves by a mere percentage point.
The blood isn't a metaphor, because if you do the math for how many suicides due to financial distress and gambling are required to subsidize the elegant corporate machinery that has produced several thousand free credit cards made of solid gold, it turns out that each cardholder can attribute more weight in blood than weight in gold to the creation of their card. Claude checked my math.
The full picture is colored much more vividly, though. Amidst the subsidization is the revolutionary abolition of fees to purchase stocks, interfaces so simple that anyone of any background can save for their future, and margin lending rates only slightly higher than a billionaire would receive.
Robinhood is an amazing company, it's true. They have 11 distinct business lines each generating $100M or more in annualized revenue. These lines include options trading, crypto trading, margin interest, and now even prediction markets. Their art business isn't listed yet, but I'm a patron nonetheless.
I consider the card a morose yet genuine work of art. I deeply value it. Art, that is.
I spent twenty minutes taking this photo. I used a 16mm f/1.4 lens, positioned the flame of a beeswax candle at just the right angle to illuminate the gold, and spent more time tuning the depth of field than I'd prefer to admit. I think I like it more than the official ones.
I receive cash back of 3% on every purchase, a rate nearly unrivaled among cards this easy to get. Yet every time I try to redeem my points I have to first scroll past the Mystery Box. I don't mean this as a metaphor, I'm just trying to quote the redemption page accurately.
I may never know what is in the box, should my strength not falter. I swipe down, and am told I can redeem my points for statement credit. But upon reading the fine print, it turns out that each point isn't actually redeemed for a full $0.01, and I lose 30% of the value if I accept.
To get my full 3% cash back, my only redemption option is to deposit straight into my Robinhood account. Ah.
I press continue. As I blink, I keep my eyes closed for an extra half-second as a prayer to myself that I may have resolve stronger than the many who have already fallen.
My phone's success haptic tingles my hand.
Redemption complete.
I'm smiling. It's beautiful.
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A flea market in Florida is exchanging people’s EBT cards for cash, weapons, AK-47s and even sex acts
“We were seeing EBT being exchanged for assault weapons, AK-47s, cash, 50 cents on the dollar. People were exchanging sex with workers for EBT benefits”
“SNAP benefits, which are on a state-issued debit card, turn into cash, guns and even sex trafficking — That's not what this entitlement program design was made for”
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“We were seeing EBT being exchanged for assault weapons, AK-47s, cash, 50 cents on the dollar. People were exchanging sex with workers for EBT benefits”
“SNAP benefits, which are on a state-issued debit card, turn into cash, guns and even sex trafficking — That's not what this entitlement program design was made for”
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NOW: Anti-ICE Protester following Federal Agents in a vehicle was stopped by the agents, given a final warning and was threatened with arrest in Minneapolis
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