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“Donald please, you have to get me out of here. Are you sure the extraction will look real?”

“Don’t worry, we’re gonna blow some stuff up, we’ll bomb Chavez’s grave, it’s going to be fantastic.”

“I beg your pardon?”

“You’re breaking up. We’ll be in touch.”

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I think respecting International Law is both gay and retarded

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Venezuelan refugees gather in Buenos Aires, Argentina to celebrate Maduro’s capture

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Trump mocks Putin’s three day “Special Military Operation,” calls the Russian army primitive

Lmao

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BREAKING: Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro is currently being escorted inside the DEA office in Manhattan through a heavily armored motorcade.

Trump replaced Biggie, he the King of New York.

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Every western leftist / actual venezuelan interaction in the last 12 hours:

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As the operation unfolded, senior US officials monitored the situation on X.

Images show Secretary of War Pete Hegseth typing “venezuela” in the X search bar.

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Don’t let Maduro touch the Death Note

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While everyone is focused on oil:

Venezuela currently holds 161 metric TONS of gold reserves.

161 metric tons is roughly 5.18 million troy ounces, worth ~$22 BILLION at $4,300/oz.

This makes Venezuela the Latin American country with the largest gold holdings.

Every $100 that gold rises, these holdings gain +$518 million of value.

Controlling Venezuela is set to produce hundreds of billions of revenue for the US.

Will the US take control of these gold reserves?

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The next country leader that we extradite has to be decked out in full kit Balenciaga. It’s the only logical next step

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Maduro was seated by DEA agents for a photo-op, where he offered a sheepish thumbs-up

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BREAKING:

USA releases the first picture taken of Maduro on American soil

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BREAKING: Video of Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro’s first steps off the plane in the United States has been released

Dude looks absolutely HUMILIATED

And it’s going to get much, MUCH worse for him from here

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