An analogy that explains how the wealth of the American people was stolen under HJR 192.

This clip is from a longer video essay titled “Is the Dollar Worth Less Than a Whoopee Cushion?” It’s available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube (for now).

How to stay within the FCC’s EMF safety guidelines:

This clip was taken from a longer video essay called “Wireless Radiation & Otters on Boogie Boards.” It’s available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube (for now).

An explanation as to why there’s an eagle on the dollar bill.

This clip is from a longer video essay called “The Symbolism of an Eagle & Nose Acne,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, and YouTube.

Why aluminum-containing vaccines are nothing to worry about (according to the WHO):

This is clipped from a longer video essay called “Vaccine Ingredients & A Guy Named ‘Crowbar.’” The video has been removed from YouTube; but it’s still available on Rumble and at dontslapsnooze.net

How to manipulate the weather on a budget:

This clip is from a longer video essay called “Weather Modification & Midsize Sedans,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube (for now).

A quick comment on the motility of so-called “viruses”: there isn’t any. Viruses can’t actually move. Even according to Dr. Lynn Margulis, “any virus outside the membrane of a live cell is inert.” So, there goes your escaped-from-a-lab theory.

For more context and a full presentation titled “Did COVID Come from a Lab or a Porta-Potty?,” check out dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, or YouTube (for now).

A look at the legality of “forced” vaccinations:

This clip is from a longer presentation called “Can Vaccines or Colonoscopies Be Mandatory?,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube (for now).

Here’s why we shouldn’t fear the so-called “elites”:

This is clipped from a longer presentation called “The Symbolism of an Eagle & Nose Acne.” It’s available at dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, and YouTube (for now).

Our government has some pretty obvious business partners:

This clip is from a longer presentation called “Weather Modification & Midsize Sedans," which is available at dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, and YouTube (for now).

If the same vaccine, with the same ingredients, was recommended by someone who wasn’t wearing a white coat – would you still take it?

This clip is from a larger presentation called “Vaccine Ingredients & A Guy Named ‘Crowbar.’” The video was removed from YouTube; but it’s still available on Rumble and dontslapsnooze.net.

J.P. Morgan testified before Congress that “money is gold, and nothing else.” This means that money cannot be paper (or rubber bags that make fart noises).

This clip is from a longer presentation called “Is the Dollar Worth Less Than a Whoopee Cushion?,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, and YouTube.

How cell phone radiation affects your brain and your balls:

This clip is from a longer presentation titled “Wireless Radiation & Otters on Boogie Boards.” It’s available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube.

If we can’t see viruses in the air, and we can’t distinguish them from normal cellular components under a microscope, then the only evidence we have left – are Saturday Morning Cartoons.

This clip is from a longer presentation titled “Did COVID Come from a Lab or a Porta-Potty?” For the full video, and more context, check out dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, or YouTube.

For anyone still taking shelf-stable, big-brand multi-vitamins: knock it off.

This is clipped from a longer presentation titled “Should You Take Vitamins or Drink Gasoline?,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, and YouTube.

Examining the cause of poliomyelitis:

This clip is from a longer presentation titled “Viruses, Contagion, & Butterscotch Pudding.” It's available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube.

Diagnosing Diseases: From COVID to Chupacabra-pox (FULL VIDEO)

This presentation demonstrates how a new disease can be invented by re-naming old symptoms. This leads to a discussion about a large, mutant dog spreading a really itchy rash.

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Your doctor can call an itchy, red rash whatever they want.

Clipped from a new presentation called “Diagnosing Diseases: From COVID to Chupacabra-pox.” Available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble, YouTube, and here on Telegram.

Why I'm not worried about food shortages:

Clipped from the Building Your Homestead podcast; full videos, merch, and more at dontslapsnooze.net

Why I’m Not Voting for President of The Cheesecake Factory
A look through law dictionaries and business directories to posit an important question: does it make sense to vote for President of the United States (or of a casual chain restaurant)?

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“2U.” Media Five Entertainment. Web.

“Almost Journey.” Brother Joe Entertainment. Web.

David E. Robinson. Common Law Handbook. 2020, pp. 46-48.

“Government of The United States” Company Profile. Dun & Bradstreet Business Directory. Web.

Henry Campbell Black, M.A. “Government De Facto.” Black’s Law Dictionary. 1951, 4th ed., p. 824.

Henry Campbell Black, M.A. “Government De Jure.” Black’s Law Dictionary. 1951, 4th ed., p. 825.

My uncle, Edward, who was elected Vice President of the American Association of Vending Machines.

“OshKosh B’Gosh” Company Profile. Dun & Bradstreet Business Directory. Web.

United States House of Representatives. U.S. Code, Title 28, Part VI, Ch. 176, Sec. 3002.