"Plane vs. Missile – The World's Dumbest Conspiracy Podcast"

"LISTEN! If a plane can do this— Why use missiles?"

(he spins his monitor around, showing shaky footage of a plane doing its thing)
"—just yeet itself through reinforced concrete like it’s auditioning for the next Fast & Furious, then WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE USE MISSILES?!
Missiles? MISSILES?! Those are for people who can’t parallel park a 747!
Planes show up with snacks, a cute flight attendant, and enough jet fuel to make physics file a complaint. Missiles are just angry lawn darts with anger issues!
You’re telling me the government spent billions on Tomahawks when they could’ve just bought a Spirit Airlines ticket, extreme couponed the fuel, and let the plane do the needful?
I’m not saying it was planes… but it was planes. And the real conspiracy?
They’re charging us $47 for a tiny bag of peanuts while they weaponize the entire aircraft.
"Wake up, sheeple! The sky is literally falling… and it’s economy class!"

Is Israel with the backing of the US making Tehran as flat as Gaza?

Iran downs American F-15 jet in Kuwait.

https://x.com/i/status/2028490181951582605

Iran's missile attack on Israeli Airbase!!
https://x.com/i/status/2028298862046097746

While Iran is using up old stocks of missiles to deplete the missile defence systems in Israel, they'll soon be showcasing the Fattah-2 Mach 15 Hypersonic missile, top speed of 12,000mph.
Expect one of these to be screaming in on Tel Aviv soon.
There is no way of stopping them.

https://x.com/i/status/2028512725375005080

Israel is getting ABSOLUTELY F*CKED by Iran.💥

https://x.com/MusafirNafar/status/2028532448909467854

I’m sure there’s a good reason for this. DOJ needs to tell Congress who pulled this file down so we can ask them.

https://x.com/RepThomasMassie/status/2027138232761074014