"Richard strocher"
"Dick stroker"

You know, David Chase will never confirm this and even actively deny this in a hostile way but this in actuality is the 90 pound mole that Ginny Sacramoni had removed from her ass.

Real. GSP are corn bred super road warriors who have a death wish.

Go outside with wife to do some chores.
Im cleaning the garage while she tends to the chickens.
Every 5 minutes: "babe can you help me with..."
Then every week she says: "we really need to clean up the garage it looks so bad."
MFW Big wife throws a monkey wrench in another gear.

You already know it

HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT ME. I'M SO COOL. WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME?

Jk. Daily reminder to actively figure out HOW to get a bunch of something for free or cheap.

A user wrote to me:

"Good evening yall. idk where to post this rant so its going here. I am borderline crashing out tonight. My town has a total of two flock cameras, and do you wanna know where they are? Thats right, they are pointing in and out of the towns trailer park. The feds are punishing some already disadvantaged people just to make their situations worse. I tend to avoid politics whenever possible but this has made me genuinely upset.

anyways, completely unrelated question: If I wanted to cut some 3 inch aluminum pipe for a scrapping project, what would be faster? A cordless angle grinder with a skinny disk or a cordless reciprocating saw with a fresh diablo blade? Man, I really love you Uncle Scoot. I'm so thankful we're friends. Thanks in advance!"


Should he just drunk-drive into it with his ACTY?

Don't take shit from anyone. Ever.

BREAKING: Pflugerville, Texas, canceled its Flock camera program after discovering its data was being accessed nationwide by 450 agencies.

@GeneralMCNews

Scoot, moving into a neighborhood near you

Brütal Legend [itch.‌io PC/Mac/Linux]
until August 27th 3:06AM Pacific

In honor of Tim Curry's passing, Brütal Legend is free for 666 minutes. But I was at work (I know, ew, a wage slave) and found out about it late, so you now have less than 666 minutes.

Click on "No thanks, just take me to the downloads" and you'll see the option to claim to your account, in addition to downloading the installers.

https://doublefine.itch.io/brutal-legend

Get it in the next hour or it'll be gone

Apparently Florida is putting mild restrictions on welfare usage, so the blacks have resorted to more clever ways to get free money

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