Hope this helps:
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/LiNY8YQ_TyA

Mu'fuckin'freeeee


Don't leave your wmo out when Scoot is around.

That free shiiii-!

Hide your wives, daughters, sons and wmo because I'm coming to town.

I'm not stopping.

M12 maybe ain't a good choice for picking up wmo in good quantities.

Whoops, there goes the pump....

Me after the kids are asleep and wife texts me "Come here"

https://youtu.be/Ixrje2rXLMA

RIP

The soul of dolly Parton fuels the Hitler spirit for telegram subscribers.

POV: It's Penis Inspection Day

These glasses look like someone drew them on her face

https://youtu.be/U_U59u69tys

RIP

Man, celebrities are dropping like fruit flies this month

A pro-Ukrainian account just posted a picture of Tim Curry from Command and Conquer Red Alert and claimed that he was a Russian general that was KIA

"Just one more thing ma'am. We found your astrology blog and your rants about how clancy is innocent. You see my wife follows that astology stuff. Me? Im a leo apparently, wife is a a, what do you call it piscese...fish! Anways my wife shows me this blog and its fascinating. Truly. So we did some digging into the astrology blog you have.The date of those posts perfectly lines up with when the children were "murdered by your husband" as you claim. Who you said was outside in the back yard with them during the time of the murder. But we found a post from your husband claiming he hates grocery shopping with a picture of the store 3 miles away. So that means shortly after your post partum party post you went out and murdered your kids, and tried to blame it on your husband. If that isnt the most damnable case of bad motherhood, I dont know what is."

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That’s what I love about them “Holocaust” survivors. I get older, they stay the same age.